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Guinness at 6:30 or Migden/Leno Brawl at 7?

A few weeks ago, I got an email from Merchant’s Exchange Building and signed up. Who can pass up discounted Guinness, right?
Then I realized that it’s the same night of the more recently announced debate/knife fight between Sen. Carole Migden and Assemblyman Mark Leno, which I figured might be worth some blogging goodness.
Guinness at 6:30 or Brawl at 7? Which should I choose?

Crime and Punishment (and Spin) by the Bay, Part II : Critical Masshole Edition!

People wondering if their concerns about public safety were just an eerie paranoid feeling had their worst fears confirmed with a string of revelations in the local press recently. First, we hear that auto break-ins are on the rise, while the D.A.’s office does nothing. So the next time your car is broken into, remember to the D.A. and the City, it’s the criminal who has the rights, not you!
Then we read about a particularly dangerous day in San Francisco where repeat offenders are allowed to go free, and the only response from City leaders are shrug, spin and talk – while all along the fact remains murders and crime are on the rise, unpunished.
If any of this sounds familiar, that’s because this has been par for the course for quite some time, and while San Franciscans are much less safe from violent crime, theft, and the like, the spin seems to work because neither the Mayor nor the District Attorney face serious threats to their re-election. The politickers engage in their chatter, the media refuses to take the long view, and all the while we’re subjected to more chatter.
Meanwhile, you, I, and your friends and neighbors are far less safe. It seems spin and disinfo aren’t a great foil for criminals with guns who shoot people, or thieves eyeing your hard-earned money as an entitlement they’re owed by you. (Don’t tell the spinners – it’ll make them feel bad!)

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Adama ’08 T-Shirts Now 10 Dollars!

To celebrate the season finale of Battlestar Galactica today, I’ve decided to sell the Adama ’08 T shirts for only $10

Buy one now and wear it proudly to show off your support for the guy we need as President. Or to mess with the Hillary supporters at the next rally. Either way, you’ll stand out in a crowd with this fashion statement!

Obama-mania Comes to the Bay Area!

This weekend was a big one for Barack Obama supporters in the Bay Area. Over 10,000 people jammed downtown Oakland to get a chance to see Sen. Obama in person, on St. Patrick’s Day, no less. You can see some great photos of the rally at the campaign website, and on Flickr.
On Sunday, the Chronicle featured this front page story about a viral video in support of Sen. Obama (but not created by the campaign itself) that has been spreading across the Internet. It is pretty funny, a spoof of the old Apple Computer “1984” ad and Sen. Hillary Clinton’s recent speeches. Check it out here!


And, we’re now selling our take on the whole Campaign 2008 story…with this new shirt celebrating our preferred candidate for president, Admiral Bill Adama, whose heroics on New Caprica were like, really cool, ok?
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Friday Road to Hades: T-Shirts for Sale!

Whilst trying to think of a way to uplift the political dialogue in Our Fair City, I came up with….nothing. Especially after this week’s shenanigans, and some of the nonsense over at the Mayor’s re-election site. (SFist? “Mean but Funny?” WTF?)
Instead, I came up with the first of (potentially many) snarky T-shirts for sale here at my new storefront, Pantograph Productions, provided by the good citizens of GoodStorm.
The first round of shirts include a spoof of NBC’s breakout hit Heroes, in light of recent events at SFist.com, and a few others, as well as a prototype design for my other blog, the N Judah Chronicles.
Now, before you fire off your angry emails and comments, be aware of the fact that yes, I know I’m going to Hell for this. Then again, I was most likely headed there anyways, so I figured if this was a way to help pay off my webhosting bill, it was worth it.
Enjoy your Friday, and be sure to enjoy the warm weather and a Saturday St. Patrick’s Day this weekend!

Case Study: How to Light A Mayoral Campaign On Fire, AGAIN, Via Blog!

WTF?

Seriously. That’s all I could think of when I watched the latest iteration of Mayor Newsom’s mayoral meltdown, courtesy of his latest “girlfriend”, Jennifer Siebel. The interview itself was little more than self-serving gossip from a woman who clearly sees herself as the future Mrs. Newsom, and was eager to play the role of “First Lady of SF” in her first big interview.

Reading it, you got the sense that it was all scripted, designed to put out fires caused by the Mayor’s past behavior, and perhaps rewrite history, Communist Russia style, to reinforce the meme that The Mayor Has A Stable, Monogamous, Heterosexual Relationship, and that Everything Is OK. Oh, and he’s Kind of A Victim, Too.
Fine. But then my good friends at SFist.com posted some minor commentary on the piece. That’s when Jenny Siebel decided to take a can of gas, dump it on herself and the Mayor, and light her lighter, thinking she rocks – and ended up burning herself and the Mayor in the processs.

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Friday Fun: John Edwards is Everywhere

Due to the fact all the big primaries for Campaign 2008 are so heavily frontloaded, presidential campaigns are pretty much in full swing now, much earlier than usual. So, for at least a few months we’ll occaisionally hear from the leading candidates as they might come by to the Bay Area once in a while.
Don’t for a moment expect that a February primary, designed mostly to give Arnold and the Legislature more terms in office, will mean small-scale events with the candidates in town-hall like settings (i.e. like in Iowa or New Hampshire in the Olden Days). Instead, look for mostly high dollar events, with some notable exceptions, such as that big rally Obama is holding next week in Oakland.
That doesn’t mean you can’t get involved. And, if you’re looking to support John Edwards, well, you don’t have far to look. It seems like you can’t swing a dead (virtual) cat without finding his campaign somwhere online at just about every social networking site there is. Heck, he’s even on Twitter! The Edwards campaign even has a space on SecondLife! (I wonder if you can make a campaign donation in Linden Dollars?)
All joking aside, it’s pretty amazing to see how far national political campaigns have come in their use of the various technologies enabled by the Internet. It was not too long ago when campaign websites were an expensive, usually useless, and annoying sideshow, bolted on to an older way of doing things. Today, not being on MySpace, much less the Internet, is almost inconceiveable for any serious candidate.
Just watch out for that virtual feces on SecondLife and you’ll be ok!

The Definition of Insanity Strikes Again in San Francisco

It’s been said that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again, and expect different results. One could easily apply this to those who insist all we need is Yet Another 60’s Style Protest to “end” the Iraq War. Once again, these flyers are sprouting like mushrooms all over the city.
Fine. Here’s the problem. Not only is it questionable if old-fashioned, 60’s-style, “march in the streets and be loud” protests are really effective anymore, it’s also time for someone (or many someones) to clean house with regards to who runs these things.
We’re at a point now where an overwhelming number of Americans nationwide are giving the President a big thumbs down for job performance. That’s everywhere not just in hippie SF. More importantly, a clear majority now state they believe the war in Iraq was a mistake.
With all that, plus the unexpected win of opposition Democrats, you’d think by now these “protests” would be run by a broad range of mainstream political and social groups, and not be run primarily by authoritarian extremists.
Bzzt. Think again.

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Memo to Bostonians: Your Police Are At It Again!

MEMO
TO: Citizens of Boston
FROM: Everyone Else
SUBJECT: WTF?
Almost a month after the Great Mooninite Panic of 1/31, once again the Boston Police had a “security theater” moment detonating a “suspicious looking device,” sending the local area into a panic and putting the whole city on edge.
Instead it turned out to be a harmless traffic counter.
Citizens of Boston! Those of us who have visited your fine city note that it’s the home of more colleges and universities than pretty much anywhere else in the country. Every Bostonian I’ve met is a reasonable, intelligent human being, and most seem to have a healthy dose of common sense.
Why, then, is your police force so inept it’s blowing up traffic counters? Do you realize what’s happening? If they keep crying wolf, what’s going to happen if something really tragic does happen?
So I’m begging you, citizens of Boston: you tossed tea in the bay to help the Revolution – maybe it’s time your leaders reflected the good sense you all have.

Odd Obama Email

Thanks to an emerging, front-loaded presidential primary season, we’re going to get the ball rolling on Campaign 2008 a lot sooner than usual. That means people like me are going to soon be swamped by emails from every candidate, wannabe candidate, hangers-on desperately trying to stay relevant, and so on.

Today I got this odd little email from the Obama for President campaign. It’s odd because a) I don’t live anywhere close to Occidental College in Los Angeles, b) I don’t attend college there, and c) I’ve never given my email address or any money to the Obama campaign (or any campaign so far). Plus, I wasn’t aware college sign-making parties were something you alerted the media to.

Today, Obama is due to appear in San Francisco, the guest of Wade Randlett and his well-funded friends in Silicon Valley. These are the folks with the persistent grammar errors, and who were spelling Obama’s first name “Barak” for a while. (Perhaps it is time Mr. Wade invested in a proofreader for all those fiery emails!)
This is only the beginning. Once things get in high-gear, you can expect I’ll be posting more curious emails from campaign 2008! If you get any, feel free to send them in!