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Jr. High Political Theater, “Progressive” Style: Comedy, Drama, and Political Trauma June 2nd…

Earlier this year, we had political theater, junior high style courtesy of our Mayor and the gang. Oh what fun times those were for “bloggers” and the like, what with silly sideshow acts and more, all to brighten up a dreary winter’s day. Then things got boring, and observers, hangers-on, and the like were wondering who would fill the void.
Now, “progressives” (the definition of whom changes depending on who you talk to) are hastily staging their own paper-crown-and-homemade-costume drama this Saturday, June 2nd. Mere mention of said convention sets off bloggers on the left, the the other left, and even the SF Weekly takes a break fromnot covering city politics to post reliably cynical and inaccurate ramblings on said proceedings. If that’s not enough, do a Google search and you’ll have plenty to read.

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Friday Fun With Mayoral Candidate Tony Hall!

To lighten the mood as we go into a busy day of pillow fights, zombies, Critical Mass, and and all sorts of fun and weird stuff going on, I thought I’d post this picture of former Supervisor, Treasure Island Guy, and now Mayoral Candidate, Tony Hall, I took this afternoon.

Mr. Hall rode his motorcycle to local satirist h. brown’s weekly “Salon” of local writers and political types. I happened to be stopping by so I snapped this photo.

Enjoy your weekend!

The Day The Bay Guardian Died – Catering To Power With Warren Hellman And Steve Jones

Reading last week’s cover story at Bay Guardian, I realized that I wasn’t just reading an over-the-top PR piece for a wealthy downtown powerbroker — I was also reading the epitaph for the once-proud Bay Guardian tradition of investigative reporting – and the whitewashing of local history in the process.
Seriously. Now, I am happy to see any semi-public feature get fair treatment, but reading this puff piece I was being asked to ignore years of Guardian investigative reporting that indicated Mr. Hellman (he of the Wells Fargo Fortune) was anything but a “friend to progressives”. And yet, there it was, in all its multi-paged glory.
Apparently all it takes to change writer Steve Jones’ mind about a wealthy conservative power player in San Francisco is a few friendly chats, a trip to freakin’ Burning Man, a big payoff to the Bicycle Coalition (which paved the way, literally, for a big new garage in Golden Gate Park) and a general chumminess of his subject with his friends (Leah Shahum of the Bicycle Coalition and the SFMTA and her beau, Ted Strawser of the SF PartyParty and GavinWatch). Hmm.
Read any article about Hellman’s actions in Golden Gate Park, any one of an assortment of articles the Guardian has published about Warren Hellman on campaign finance, local politics, Mayor Newsom, or even Jones’ own pieces about the guy, and you’ll see a different picture being painted.

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Case Study: How The Gaming of the Electoral Process Doesn’t Work AKA Why Gavin’s Smiling Despite, Well, You Know…

It’s May 1st, also known as May Day. For some this means a celebration of spring – to some self-styled urban revolutionaires it means a Day To Pretend We’re In Solidarity With The Workers Who Make Our T Shirts. I thought it a perfect day to mark something else – the total failure of a small group of people to “game” the electoral system to change the results in San Francisco.
We’ve had to endure endless caterwauling about all sorts of gimmicks that were promised to “change” the results and thus make them more “fair.” Let’s go down the list, shall we?

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Can The MacArthur Maze Fire Debunk At Least One Myth?

After reading some of the coverage yesterday at SFGate about the Big Fire, I wondered if this could finally debunk professional loudmouth Rose O’Donnell and the “Loose Change” nuts’ theories
Then I read in today’s coverage on the site, that apparently many of you have been calling the Chronicle making the same point.
Who’s taking bets that Rosie O’Loudmouth will be retracting her dumb comments anytime soon?

Hypocrisy? From a Political Consultant? Shocking!

While reading some coverage of the California Democratic Convention this weekend, I caught this article in the Chronicle by Carla Marinucci about the role of “bloggers” at the convention.
I would love to attended since this is probably going to be one of the few “good” conventions to attend, but I just couldn’t justify the expense when I’ve got more important things to do than run around with political types who chatter on about how “great” their candidate is.
However, Marinucci’s article was notable for one thing -it exposed just how terrified poltical consultants are of emerging media and technology. When we get to the point where smart, articulate people can put together on their own the media you used to have to spend thousands of dollars on expensive political consultants with lots of specialized equipment and personnel, that’s about the time people start to wonder why it is we need “political consultants” in the first place.
Plus, when you consider the vast difference in sophistication, execution, design, and concept of advertising by mainstream American companies vs. the dull, cheap-looking ads of political campaigns, you start to wonder – why are people paying for advice that’s so 1980s?
That’s why “consultants” have to do what they can (just like mainstream media) to malign and stereotype citizen media. They, like the newspapers, are desperately trying to protect a monopoly-driven marketplace that has only a few people in control, and regard you as nothing more than a consumer of what they decide is best for you. For an example of this kind of nonsense, check out this quote from Ms. Marinucci’s story:

But one key state Democratic strategist, speaking on the condition of anonymitybecause of concern for riling the netroots crowd, warns that such efforts are potentially positive and negative.
Netroots commentary can frequently be intensely personal, even “totally mean and irrational,” the strategist said, with some bloggers finding power in their ability “to assassinate political characters online.”
“It’s amplified by the anonymity, and it can be scary that it’s so irresponsible,” the insider said. “And it’s pulling the mainstream media in that direction.”

In other words, this “consultant” is engaging in the kinds of things he alleges “all” bloggers do. Even though most people of any repute sign their names, and there is genuine anger and distrust of the media, the Highly Paid Democrat Consultant Way of Doing Things, and more that people want to talk about . Plus, how is it any better when political consultants get their clients to raise millions of special interest dollars for negative hit pieces and tv spots? Hmmm?
It’s nothing new – these conversations have gone on for years. Now, people can talk to others around the world and organize themselves and succeed. And THAT has the well-paid, 20th Century political class scared, because they have no idea what to do, besides, well use the cover of anonymity to engage in character assassination!

Friday Fun: Won’t Someone Please Think About the Children and Make the Next Mayoral “Town Hall” Fun?

This is an open plea to both the Mayor of San Francisco, his army of staff and supporters and the people of San Francisco. Specifically I’m talking today about the “Mayoral Town Hall Meeting” scheduled for tomorrow at 2pm.
Every single one of these things has featured a) bad weather, usually rain or cold, b) an endless conga line of city-paid bureaucrats who stand around in the back, and c) a program so scripted and so boring it makes watching paint dry look like the playoffs.
I would think that with the combined brainpower of the good citizens working in City Hall, and the endless amount of excess creative energy that seems to spill out all over the place in this lovely burg, somehow, these things could be made a bit more entertaining. Helen Lovejoy put it best – won’t someone please think about the children??.
Seriously. My tax dollars are paying for this circus, so let’s have the Mayor fly in on a jetpack into the Excelsior, with Stan Lee, and perhaps have a tiger jump through fire, or a team of city department heads do acrobatics (or would that be bureau-acro-batics?).
Now that’s what I call a Town Hall Meeting! See you there!
Bored at work? Looking for something fun? Why not check out the Tshirt shop, and buy yourself an Adama in 2008 shirt, or celebrate the return of Heroes on April 23rd with a special Save the Bumblebee, Save the World shirt! Excelsior!

Be A Correspondent for GregDewar.com at the California Democratic Convention!

Last year I kicked off this site at the California Democratic Party Convention in Sacramento. I wanted to go to the big convention in San Diego this year (which will feature many presidential candidates) but work commitments won’t allow it.
So here’s your chance to help me cover the convention on the ground for me while I cover it on the webcast. I’m looking for a few committed folks who are attending the convention willing to post “live from the floor ” dispatches. In exchange, I’ll get you a press pass so you’ll have full access to the convetion.
Email me and tell me why you’d like to be a correspondent and if you’re picked, I’ll ensure you get a press pass! Thanks and I look forward to your interest!

Weekend Fun – Rudy Giuiliani, Disco King!

After all the hullaballoo with the MUNI Meltdown, and assorted news and such, I thought it was time for some fun.

This picture of the-Mayor Rudy Giuliani was taken sometime in 2000. I found it online on Yahoo news and downloaded it in case he ever ran for US Senate.

From time to time I’ll post more of these treasures. If there’s a candid photo from way back, chances are I have one somewhere….

“Street Fight” vs. “Dork Fight” : A Look At A Truly Tough, “Mean” Campaign

This weekend I got a copy of Street Fight. Although the title suggests it’s a Hong Kong action flick, in fact it is a great documentary about the 2002 Newark Mayor’s race. It has as much drama and tension as any Scorsese film, and it has more eye-opening and jaw-dropping moments than I can remember.
Why all the drama? In this case, the battle was between Councilman Cory Booker, a young African American attorney (and Stanford grad!) who was serving his first term on the Newark City Council, and incumbent Mayor Sharpe James, who’d been in office for decades.
Watching the film, and the amazing abuses of police power, democracy, and how easily an American city can toss the freedoms we take for granted into the dumpster, was really something to watch. In the face of such adversity, most people would give up, or lose it as the endless BS piled up against them, and who would blame them?
Instead, it was both the personal integrity Booker had, along with his strong sense of self and true belief in what he was doing, that kept him going through these really tough times. The film does an excellent job of showing behind the scenes moments in a campaign few people get to see, and by the end you’re really rooting for the guy.

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