Monthly Archives: January 2008

Get Off The Cross, Hillary, We Need The Wood!

One of the things I absolutely cannot stand about “politicians” is their inherent victim-complex that pops up when things get tough. Case study: Sen. Hillary Clinton’s tearful, “poor me” appeal to voters in New Hampshire, as polls now seem to show a big lead for Sen. Barack Obama.
Cry me a river, Senator. I’m sorry, but if you’re going into public service to make the big bucks or expect accolades from your millions of minions, you’re in it for the wrong reason. So tearfully appealing to voters about how tough it is for you because you’ve been on the cross, a martyr for La Causa, and you’re not getting enough toys, gifts and votes as a result makes most of us want to gag. (Especially after seeing the millions hubby Bill has been making on the rubber chicken circuit, and the millions you’ve made since becoming a Senator with all the access being the wife of an ex-President got you).
No one is “owed” anything in a supposed democratic republic such as ours, and if you want to be a public servant and put yourself out there for the cause, great. But don’t come around with your millions of campaign dollars and expensive, slick campaign machine, and tearfully beg for votes because you are “owed” them for all those years you spent traveling the globe in Air Force One as First Lady or whatever. Plenty of people do lots of things to help their fellow citizens, and they don’t get book deals or get to be a US Senator. When’s their parade?
More to the point, elections aren’t coronations for the elite. If the messy process of voting is that terrifying to Senator Clinton’s campaign, maybe she should go back to making money as a big corporate lawyer, and leave the messy business of running the country to those who can take a hit once in a while in the rough and tumble that is American politics.

“Change” Isn’t an Issue, it’s a Theme, Folks…

How dumb do you have to be to report about national politics these days? Case in point – every TV news yakker and whatnot all saying that “change is the issue” because Obama and Huckabee won the Iowa caucuses.
“Change” is not an “issue,” it’s a thematic element. What is the “change issue,” pray tell? It’s an example of how the media love to engage in buzzwords and spend most of their time responding to the word of the day, instead of really reporting anything.
For me, the most interesting thing was hearing Obama speak the other day, noting that in the past, you could get a lot of Democrats to show up to an event because they hated Bush’s policies – but that now, folks were looking to the future, and more people were showing up because they want to be for something that will change the broken dynamic that has failed to do much of anything worthwhile for anyone not in the elite.
That’s going to hurt Hillary “I was married to a President so I should be President” Clinton, who really doesn’t have a whole lot to say about anything that’s going to make things much different than they are now. If anything, she’s the kind of person as President who’d happily bomb people in another country just to show a pollster how “tough” she is. But she really doesn’t care much about the problems you or I face.
At least Obama’s trying!

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Ed Jew for Congress? Hey At Least He’s In The District!

Within hours of the announcement that 14-term Congressman Tom Lantos will be retiring due to health reasons, the latest in the “Who will run” rumor mill has been an odd name – Supervisor Ed Jew!
Which, when you think about it makes sense – after all as a resident (sometimes) of Burlingame, he would be living in the district, and not have to commute up to SF, aside from court appearances. A pity he has all those state and federal court cases. Otherwise he might have been able to use that tapioca money for a run in a crowded field of San Francisco and San Mateo wannabes.
Stay tuned….the June Primary promises to provide endless hours of bitterness, recriminations, and fun!