Afternoon Pop Culture Decompression with Jack Bauer and More LOST

What a day, what with an epic Muni FAIL, the iPad (aka the 80s boombox version of the iPod), and all this stuff about guys breaking into places to do nefarious things, it’s time for some pop culture decompression.
First, mix Rammstein (yay!) and other metal bands with Jack Bauer shooting everyone, and you get this:

Now, let’s take all the footage we know about what happened at the time of Oceanic 815s crash, put it all together, “24” style, and voila!: