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April 22, 2008

Celebrate the Demolition Derby Primary In PA With A VIVA ADAMA Poster!

When I'm not doing actual work, or updating my popular blog, or this blog, I've been slowly working on a few new sites, because, well you just can't have too many friends, or too many blogs.

One of my side blogs is the Adama for President blog, which features t-shirts, bumper stickers, and now, posters spoofing the Obama '08 logo and celebrating all things Battlestar Galactica.

Today, I am releasing the first in a series of posters, modeled after the awesome "Viva Colbert" posters from a while back. A window-sized poster is coming out later today, and a larger one as well. For now, though we have the 23" x 35" poster for sale, and it is pretty awesome. Be the coolest kid on the block and order yours today. Or, order a stack and plaster the Mission with 'em.


April 8, 2008

Basil Fawlty Offers to Help Obama: Obama Announces Formation of Dept. Of Silly Walks....Coincidence?

File this in the no-you-can't-make-stuff-up-like-this file: It seems that legendary actor and writer John Cleese, he of the Monty Python/Fawlty Towers fame, has offered to help Barack Obama's presidential speechwriting efforts should he become the nominee this summer.

I really don't know what to say....if I'd made something like this up, it wouldn't even come close to being as teh awesome as this...does this mean a Department of Silly Walks is in the Obama cabinet in 2009?

PS: Don't forget to vote for Jackie Speier today if you live in the 12th CD. If you're not sure where you vote, follow this link and find your polling place.

Remember, if enough of us vote, we can send Jackie to Congress immediately. If we don't, we have to listen to the inane prattling of the Green Party and an assortment of no-names who will lose anyway - but we won't have Jackie in Congress fighting for us on critical issues facing the House. So go vote!

March 25, 2008

Spontaneous Barack Obama Media, Part 42.....AKA Insiderism 0, Real Ad People 1

So, um, yeah, like these folks like....Barack Obama!

Truth be told...would some insider consultant have come up with something that resonates with,um, pop culture?

Of course not. Most political consultants disdain pop culture and the zeitgeist because the are so f*cking smart. Too bad in San Francisco and elsewhere they get paid to fail....all beause they ignore, well, reality and that cultural reality that we live in.

Oh Hai!

March 22, 2008

How Cool Is This? "Improv Everywhere" Stages a Musical at the Food Court.

The good citizens over at Improv Everywhere have been getting some press lately. The students at UCB who staged a mass "freeze" the other day took their inspiration from the Grand Central Station freeze in January, which got lots of media attention, and inspired no less than 30+ similar mass events around the world.

But this is just the tip of the iceberg of awesomeness that is the creativity of these folks. Not long ago, a group managed to convince a mall to let them patch audio from wireless mikes into the PA system, and staged a musical number at the Baldwin Hills Mall food court in Southern California.

There is something just so right about a group of people who inject some spontaneity designed to make people happy, or at least have a "you won't believe what I saw today" moment as we go about our lives. Unlike, say Critical Mass, which is based on giving the finger to The Man, and making sure you know how much of a jerk you are for working for a living and oh noes doesn't subscribe to some ideological devotion to bikes, folks like Improv Everywhere show you can have a little fun once in a while and it doesn't have to be All About Sticking It To Someone.

And now, I present to you, the song "I Need A Napkin Please""

March 10, 2008

Some Spitzer Memoribilia For Your Afternoon Enjoyment

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So if you haven't heard the story about Gov. Spitzer of New York and the, um, $5000 call girl thing, well, go read it. I mean, wtf? I don't know what you have to be in to that requires you to pay that much for a romp with a hooker, and frankly, I don't wanna know.

Since I'm a political nerd and collect all sorts of poltical ad detritus, here's one of Spitzer's election ads from 2006. Rather interesting in light of said events.

March 6, 2008

Let's Lighten The Mood With Star Wars, Saul Bass Style, and Proposition 3-17!

Time to lighten the mood with a few fun finds. The first comes courtesy of the good folks who run io9.com, which has all sorts of sci-fi-like goodness daily. Apparently some creative type decided to do the Star Wars credits if Star Wars had been made in the 1950s and employed legendary animator Saul Bass to do the credits. (Once you watch the video, you'll recognize the style from all sorts of classic films in the 50s and 60s).

Also, I got a pin the other day as part of a Guinness St. Patrick's Day promotion for Proposition 3-17. Given all the weirdness we usually get on the ballot, really, this is pretty mild.

UPDATE: The pop culture remix continues, as it seems someone took the Saul Bass/Star Wars mashup, and decided to spoof the digital remake of Star Wars, in the same style.

Thank goodness we now live in an era where we can have the tools at home to make awesome videos, remix pop culture, and remix it again and show it to whoever is curious to watch. Kinda like the Laugh Out Loud Cats remix. Yay Series of Tubes.

March 5, 2008

Some Suggestions For the Guardian Now That They "Won" $15 Million....

Wow. That was fast. The jury in the ongoing litigation between the Bay Guardian and Village Voice Media came to a rather sudden end as a jury awarded the Guardian $15 million and sided with its claim that its competitor, SF Weekly, was selling ads below cost in an attempt to put the paper out of business.

There has been an endless amount of spin from each side at their respective "blogs," and the personalized vitriol between the Guardian's management and the VVM management has been a bit over the top. More importantly, I, as the reader of local media, have not had an objective voice report on this trial, so it's really hard to know who was telling the truth, and who was lying.

Re-reading some of the "blog" postings by Tim Redmond and Andy Van De Voorde, it was hard to believe each "reporter" was even talking about the same trial - it was spin spin spin. This is the mainstream journalism I'm supposed to fear the demise of, thanks to Evil Blogs and The Internet? Hmm.

Now, while they're popping champagne corks over on Portero Hill, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that VVM will appeal said verdict. But let's pretend for a moment that said appeal fails and VVM writes the BG that oversized Publisher's Clearing House check. Here are some (real) suggestions on what to do with the money:

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March 2, 2008

For All Those Who Still Have Some Need for Clintonian Nostalgia...Bill for Prez 1991!

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I was going through some old files this evening and found one of my many stashes of direct mail I've kept over the years for various reasons. Somehow, in all the moving and whatnot over the years, this piece, from the first Clinton campaign in 1991-1992 got misfiled in a batch of 2003 SF Mayoral mail (!) which I was looking up because...well, you know.

Anyway, click on the images for a larger version of the covers and the inside spread. You can tell this is probably one of the first brochures the campaign made, most likely in 1991 when Clinton's campaign began, but before James Carville and Paul Begala joined the campaign (in 1991 they were busy winning an impossible bid for US Senate for Harris Wofford).

Design notes, and a clip from "Mad Men" after the jump! Read on!

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January 19, 2008

Cloverfield Was Actually Pretty Good, Despite the Hype....

I had to take a break from all things current event related (what with the death and mayhem on MUNI and the ongoing mess that is local politics), so I went to the movies on Friday to see Cloverfield on opening day. And, I'm happy to say that for what it was, and for the purposes I selected it, the film did the job quite well.

J.J. Abrams and his talented team of directors and writers managed to pull of what hadn't really been done before - do a "monster attacks a city" movie solely from the perspective of people caught in the middle of it who don't know the hows or whys of what is going on - just that Bad Things Are Happening, and there's no way to tell from moment to moment what one "should" do.

Although the hand-held camera perspective did get some people a little carsick-ish at times, the level of intensity once the sh*t went down was pretty realistic. More than once you wanted the guy holding the camera to turn around and get a better look at The Big Monster or whatever, but of course, that just made it more realistic and a lot scarier, since you had to imagine just what the heck was going on. And, as we all know, people imagining what is going on can come up with things way scarier than any Hollywood producer.

More importantly, the film did a really good job of portraying the sheer panic, chaos, and attempt at response by the government to a disaster than any I've seen in a while. If you've ever had the misfortune of being in a big natural or man-made disaster, there's always that moment when you have that feeling like the ground just fell out from under you, and suddenly just about everything that seemed so important a moment ago means squat, and now, Sh*t Is Bad. If anything, it has made me wonder if I should be developing a Post Apocalyptic Workout as the Slackmistress has done, to prepare for the next big (quake, monster, zombies, terrorist attack, whatever). After Katrina, does anyone really think the federal government has even a small clue as to what to do in case of (quake, monster, zombies, terroist attack, whatever)?

One thing that I thought of as the credits rolled and the heroic music that would normally have played during a "typical" monster film was that it might have been kind of cool for the producers to put out a fake trailer after Cloverfield came out of what the film would have looked like had they done the 10000th Remake of Godzilla route. You can almost hear the dialogue: "Mr. President....Manhattan is under attack...by a...a... Space Bug!" "You can't kill that thing with rockets and bullets....you need to use the nukes!" "Time to spray for bugs in Manhattan....American style!"

And so on.

Anyway, it was a great way to get away from the ongoing, bit-by-bit decay that seems to be enveloping Our Fair City, and our country in general, and aside from annoying ads for Mucinex at the theater, was worth the 9.50 I paid.

PS: For another film that provides that hand-held camera, "you are there" approach, go rent 84 Charlie Mopic. I saw this movie years ago, and the experience has stuck with me even though I only saw it once. Definitely worth seeing. And if you want to really get scared, go search for the hand-held real video our soldiers are shooting in Iraq. I've seen a few of these and all I can say is that if we don't give these guys like, super nice treatment when they come back from that hell-hole, well then we suck.

January 13, 2008

File This Under "WTF?":The "Frozen Chosen" Are Using Anime in The Church?!?

One of the few benefits of Google Mail is that little strip that rotates various news links....today I saw one that Google deemed I'd be interested in....A Presbyterian minister using an anime series to teach folks about religion.

For those not familiar with the Frozen Chosen, they have like, a million meetings about every little detail and everyone has to butt in with what they think. There's an old Presby joke that goes something along the lines of "How do you know you're in a Presbyterian Church at night? Because there's a committee meeting somewhere in the building." Ok, if you're not Presbyterian, the joke pretty much falls flat.

Anyway.

So the fact this guy could use anime at all , much less a series like Haibane Renmei (a favorite of mine), and not get 40 lashes for daring to think for himself, well I'd say that's pretty interesting, to say the least.

Or not. Anyway, if you think anime is all Pokemon crapola, go rent a DVD or two of Haibane Renmei, or anything done by Satoshi Kon. Some of 'em take a little while to get started, but they can be quite entertaining.

January 10, 2008

Can We Get TMZ.com to Cover The War and The Presidential Campaign?

I'm totally serious. I mean, when you read a paper like say, the San Jose Mercury News, which is mostly wire service filler, a handful of articles, and the Deep Thoughts of Clint Reilly, or watch CNN and see them stumble and bumble any sort of coverage that really tells you anything, you begin to wonder if maybe these crybaby MSM folks are just not up to the job.

Meanwhile, there's TMZ.com, which has an army of video cameras and associated folks on the scene. Sure they may pay off sources, but they somehow manage to get the dirt. When pop culture train wreck Britney Spears tried to fake out the press and do a bunk to Mexico, there was TMZ, catching it all on tape. It's as if Marcellus Wallace told the TMZ crew "If Britney goes to Indochina, I want a photographer waiting in a bowl of rice ready to put a lens in her ass" or something.

Imagine if TMZ was on the campaign trail, getting the real dirt on our candidates and also going after all the shenanigans of GW's crew. I would imagine that in about a week, we'd have a total revolution or something.

But then again, who wants to look at a bunch of politicians in compromised positions? At least some of the celebs are attractive....

January 3, 2008

The Zombie Workout.com - AKA Skillz You Need to Pay the Billz

So there you are, wondering, "how can I make 2008 I a productive year" and don't realize that the Post-Apocalyptic Workout solves so many of your problems!

Not only do you find out how best to disencourage cannibalism, you also find out the skillz you need to pay the billz in the post-apocalyptic world!

Go there now, read Nina's wisdom, and have fun! She rocks and you will, upon reading her blog!

October 12, 2007

Oh No They DIDN'T : A Joke From Years Ago Is Now Real - Jesus' Wine!

Why I remember this I don't know, but back in the 1990s, a brewing company came out with a "40" of Malt Liquor that was named "Crazy Horse" (as in the Native American /Indian leader). Needless to say, more than a few Native Americans/Indians were rather pissed off to see their leader being used to sell crappy beer.

Activists made the media rounds and while this particular report doesn't say it I remember seeing a congressional hearing where some Native American/Indian leaders, to show others why they were so pissed, made up bottles of "Jesus Christ White Wine" and "Malcolm X Malt Liquor" to give others a taste of what they'd felt when they saw Crazy Horse on sale.

Then I read the L.A. Times and saw this piece of news about a new wine from Israel.

"Grapes of Galilee" wine. With not one, but TWO pictures of the Son of God on it. It's to be marketed to Christians or something.

It just goes to show you that no matter how crazy, ironic or "out there" a criticism can be, someday, if you're not careful, it can REALLY happen.

I don't know that I'd be buying wine with Jesus' picture on it, and with an ad campaign that insinuates taht if Jesus drank wine back in the day "it came from their vines" (to paraphrase the vintner.). I'd happily buy a wine from Israel, since I'm sure there are good wines from Israel. But why drag Jesus into this? Does this mean if I buy a wine from Napa I'm supporting Satan or something?

Anyway, enjoy your weekend, and watch out for those sneaky mailers that aren't telling the truth about the Fix MUNI proposition! Looks like that "deal" to get things done got broken by one side after all. A pity.

*Note: I used both "Native American" and "Indian" because my experience has been that people in California like to say "Native American" but whenever I've worked on political campaigns with indigenous peoples of North America, they almost always refer to themselves as "Indian," and the names of many national organizations dedicated to such issues also say "Indian." So I put in both so no one gets all mad.

October 1, 2007

californication is just so darn entertaining because....

Wow.

Yeah. Wow.

I finally saw "Californication" on Showtime thanks to their free weekend hippie promo deal, and all I can say is "wow!"

Why? Simple. David Duchovny's character, embittered writer Hank Moody, is the rock star of writers. Sure we'd all love to be super successful, have our novels butchered, but still make residuals, and oh yeah, get to have sex with hot women AND punch out guys who dis our seriously beloved, and so on, but you know.

That ain't happening.

So "Californication" offers a window into a world that we (and by "we" I mean "dumbass guys in their late 30s who so wish they could be so fucking cool") really enjoy. It's a perfect companion to that tiresome, girly show "Weeds" (which induces vomiting despite its charms), and well, it's just a wonderful show.

Anyway.

Oh, and one of the appeals is the circular humor and logic I've not seen since Peter Bagge did "Hate" and "Neat Stuff" back in the day. They start out planting the joke, let you go around the pool a few times, and WHAM! bring it back in such a way you didn't expect, but should have.

Just watch the show. You'll like it. Or not. Or at least understand a little more about a guy's guy, and realize why some of us are just glad the Alan Alda Bullsh*t 70s Sensitive Man Lies are done.

Seriously.

Just watch the show. Ladies, if you're a fan, feel free to email me.

I'm Not So Insecure I Can't Admit A Mistake Now and Then....

Recently I posted a snarky entry that suggested that a blog on the SFGate site shared "too many similarities" to one I'd posted earlier. While never using the "p-word" it was a tad harsh.

After speaking with some folks, it has been determined that it was indeed a case of "great minds thinking alike" and any suggestions otherwise that Chron TV blogger Rain Jokinen were doing anything unethical are simply incorrect.

I am not so insecure in my own writing and sense of self that I cannot admit a mistake and apologize. Too often, in our "gotcha" culture, people don't back down when they're mistaken. (That's how we got stuck in Iraq, et al).

Personally I have always admired people who aren't afraid to say "I made a mistake." Now I am doing what I advocate for others!

Now let's all enjoy tonight's episode of Heroes and look forward to a week of fun and excitement!

September 12, 2007

NBC Pilots OnDemand - The SF Science Fiction of "Journeyman" and "Bionic Woman"

Despite NBC's catfight with Apple, resulting in the removal of new NBC shows on iTunes, you can catch many of the pilots for NBC on Comcast OnDemand. Last night I had a chance to watch the Bionic Woman remake, Journeyman, and Life.

I'd mentioned Journeyman earlier here when I did a roundup of all those TV shows set in San Francisco. As an added bonus, it turns out Bionic Woman is also sort-of-set in San Francisco - at least in the opening scenes, we're told that Jamie Sommers is a bartender in San Francsico (but like the other project David Eick co-produces, Battlestar Galactica, it is primariliy filmed in Vancouver, BC).

I won't rehash the long chatter about why all those much ballyhooed "tax credits" the politicians promote have failed so miserably (read the old article for that little lecture) but instead just marvel how, especially in the case of Journeyman, they did a pretty impressive job of making the mix of location and L.A. shots pretty seamless.

In an article on SciFi.com, executive producer Kevin Falls talked about how he was "new" to doing scifi on TV and the challenges he faced as he was new to the genre.

Mr. Falls need not worry, for Journeyman is truly a good piece of science fiction. Yes, the time travel thing and whatnot is obvious, but there are other elements spotted in the pilot that make this truly a piece of science fiction:

-Our Hero is a reporter for a newspaper called The San Francisco Register and apparently makes enough to afford both a huge victorian and a fancy Mustang, which he wrecks.

-Our Hero does actual investigative pieces as a reporter for a big daily in SF about the Mayor, and apparently spends time following up with multiple sources, which delays his finished piece by a day.

-Said newspaper is full of reporters and editors in a huge office downtown, working on multiple investigative pieces and doing their own work at any moment. The editor does not beat any one up, nor does he fire most of the staff to save money. Instead he cracks the whip and makes everyone turn in their work on time, and demands they check sources. He frowns on blogs, but not in "that way."

-In this alternate reality, MUNI buses drive fast enough on Taylor Street to knock a guy into the solar system and back. They also run an "18 Columbus" bus on Market Street for our friends in North Beach. It's not a smelly diesel one either.

-MUNI also runs on time,all the time, and F-Market streetcars are fast enough to potentially mow down a hapless dude in 1987.

-Also, the SFPD has a huge main headquarters where Our Hero's brother is a detective. This alternate reality has detectives using a faux Google on iPhones to solve crimes. Oh, and yeah, they really do solve a lot of crimes, and no doubt with Our Hero's new ability, he can help brother detective solve all those murders and stuff.

-No word yet on whether this version of Earth has a San Francisco D.A. that fights crime effectively, but the writers and producers have to be careful. If they pile up too many unbelieveable premises all at once, the "suspension of disbelief" starts to falter.

And so on. You get the idea. Go watch it and see what you think!

PS: The Bionic Woman is not without its own scifi:

- nanotechnology to make people super strong? - believable, sorta

- a shadowy government agency that's trying to create supersoliders? - sure, why not

- bartenders in San Francisco who can afford huge flats for themselves and their younger sister, apparently sans rent control? - now that is science fiction!

September 5, 2007

Lighting a Lighter Because Apple ROCKS: New iPods!

You have to hand it to Apple, Inc.: just when you start to wonder if there's anyone left around who actually does something for a living other than ad sales, financial derivatives ,or say, laundry, good old Apple makes a product really well, then keeps making it better. Today's new iPods are an example of that.

While I always liked the iPhone conceptually, I did not want to gget one because a) it cost a fortune and more importantly, b) getting one would mean having to switch from my favored cellphone company, T-Mobile, and switch to the Soviet-like stagnation and bureaucracy of AT&T, which sucks. So I figured I was out of luck.

It wasn't so much that the phone part was any different than my current Nokia, but rather that for many of the tasks I have when I'm out and about (checking email, approving comments, and getting NextMUNI info), the iPhone was almost as good as lugging around my beloved G4 Powerbook. But that AT&T thing killed the deal.

Enter the newest iPod, with all the great features of the iPhone I wanted - just no phone itself. It's a little cheaper, can hold more music, files and videos, and best of all, gives me a chance to get the cool features of the iPhone while at the same time giving the finger to the toads at AT&T. No ongoing "fees" or "contracts" - I can keep my awesome rate plan with T-Mobile.

Sure I'll be the nerd with two gadgets in his pocket but so what? I can get the product I want and not get strangled by AT&T's fees. Apple, THANK YOU!

August 29, 2007

Reason #3,572,893 Why Newspapers (And the LA Times) Suck

Watching the completely stupid management decisions of Big Media (and for that matter Little Media) in the mainstream is kind of like watching a trainwreck in progress, with clowns. It's really painful to watch, and the blood and tears make it a horrible thing to watch, but the clowns make it kind of funny, because, well, they're clowns.

OK, bad analogy. But hey, clowns.

Anyway, once again we see why the LA Times, once a great paper that consistently informed I, the reader, in ways the Chronicle is completely unaware of, is starting to circle down the drain. In this case, in their desperate attempt to get me to go to the Macy's Labor Day Sale, they had these kewl ads programmed with mad Flash skillz.

The problem? You can't click them closed and they completely obscure the article I was trying to read. In other words, the entire point of me being on the site in the first place is gone - I'm just suppose to click on the ads and forget about reading anything in the LA Times entirely.

You realy have to hand it to the idiots in charge of these publications. To "save money" they fire off most of their staffs - funny because in a knowledge economy such as the news, you might want to have people on board who know about the subjects their writing about.

Then they start realizing "gawrsh, there's that thar series of tubes" out there, 15 years too late, and come up with bigger and dumber ideas for "online," when of course, they're not blaming The Series of Tubes for everything bad known to man (read any front page of the San Francisco Chronicles to read the silly bleatings of what is left of their staff on almost any issue).

Then they wonder why it is people don't pay 50 cents or more a day for a "newspaper" filled mostly with wire service copy, partsian politics posing as "local news," dull, witless and endless "commentary" from people who restate the obvious, and on and on. "Alternative" papers don't fare much better - they're doing the same boneheaded things the mainstream does, just nastier.

And of course, we could power the entire Solar System on the perpetual whining of journalists, who bitch and moan about how "the tubes" are responisble for all their woes - but never once take a look at the fact that Big Corporatisation of the workplace affects most industries too, and who of course can't be bothered to learn any new skills - or oh I dunno report some news. Maybe lookup that whole "colluding with the government on the Iraq war thing" and the whole "suck up to the powerful all the time" thing too.

If there was an actual newspaper that reported news in the Bay Area, and one that wasn't wedded to self interest or special interests, I'd happily pay for it, and I'd be willing to pay more than what most papers charge now. When one comes around, can someone let me know?

Since it will be sometime around the Apocalypse, I'm sure you'll be wanting to get in touch anyway. KTHXBAI.

July 10, 2007

We Interrupt This Blog For A Special Announcement: BSG: Razor Trailer!

I just saw this while enduring SCIFI Channel's dull "Eureka"...but it was worth it....this BSG movie will be out on DVD and on the SCIFI channel in fall 2007....should be good.

Now that you've seen the trailer, why not buy an Adama for President T Shirt and be the coolest person on the beach this summer!

June 29, 2007

Save Net Radio Benefit This Weekend!

I've been remiss in not getting the word out to folks as best I can about the looming destruction of Internet radio that's coming fairly soon, and how they can help try and forestall the Forces of Doom. Which is rather stupid , on my part, since I am an avid listener of SOMA FM. In fact, thanks to SOMA FM, I've ended up buying more music than I would if there was no SOMA FM. Plus, their "Groove Salad" channel is great for background music when I'm on a writing deadline.

There is a Save Internet Radio event coming up on Sunday that you should check out. Also, oddly enough, there is an unusually informative piece in the SF Weekly that explains much of what's going on, and its impact on Internet stations here in town.

This was a surprise, since this is the first time in a years I can remember reading something that I didn't already know in said publication. But I digress.

My biggest objection to how all of this is going down is that once again we see the big entertainment companies and the RIAA decide that the only way to be successful in business is to go to war with the customer, and use Congress and their ilk to write bogus laws that reinforce this war. Then they wonder why it is people are running away in droves from their dull offerings and towards all things Internets. Duh!

June 26, 2007

Adama for President Shirts Are Going Fast! Order One Now!

Tired of the same old boring presidential candidates? Not happy with your party's potential nominees?

Then get yourself one of these limited edition "Adama '08" shirts! We will be changing T-Shirt providers soon, so order one today, before we discontinue this version of this product!

(Please. I need to sell just a few more, then I can switch to Spreadshirt....so order one today!)

June 1, 2007

L.A. Is In Like With SF On TV! Well, Sort Of!

While reading about all those new shows on TV everyone's talking about, I could not help but notice how many are set in San Francisco. I find this entertaining for two reasons. One is that I'm always happy to see a film set in my hometown and am a walking encyclopedia of film locations (Heck, I could offer tours for Bullitt, Vertigo, and Tales of the City, to name a few). The other is that it once again reinforces what I've learned about the infamous San Francisco/Los Angeles "feud" - while people in San Francisco are quick to rip into L.A., folks down south really like Our Fair City, unaware of said emotion-filled feud.

Now, it seems, L.A.'s being in like with us has filtered into Hollywood decisionmaking. So far, in addition to the return of Monk(which pretends to be in SF but is filmed down south), there are at least three fall series coming up set in San Francisco. They are:

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March 2, 2007

Memo to Bostonians: Your Police Are At It Again!

MEMO

TO: Citizens of Boston
FROM: Everyone Else
SUBJECT: WTF?

Almost a month after the Great Mooninite Panic of 1/31, once again the Boston Police had a "security theater" moment detonating a "suspicious looking device," sending the local area into a panic and putting the whole city on edge.

Instead it turned out to be a harmless traffic counter.

Citizens of Boston! Those of us who have visited your fine city note that it's the home of more colleges and universities than pretty much anywhere else in the country. Every Bostonian I've met is a reasonable, intelligent human being, and most seem to have a healthy dose of common sense.

Why, then, is your police force so inept it's blowing up traffic counters? Do you realize what's happening? If they keep crying wolf, what's going to happen if something really tragic does happen?

So I'm begging you, citizens of Boston: you tossed tea in the bay to help the Revolution - maybe it's time your leaders reflected the good sense you all have.

October 23, 2006

Reading the Bay Guardian 40th Anniversary Edition So You Don't Have To

Editor's Note: Don't forget to check out additions to the 2006 Political Mail Archive this week!

This week I read the Bay Guardian's 40th Anniversary Edition. And, as a public service, I'm going to tell you all about it so you don't have to slog through it yourself.

"If it's so boring," you ask, "why did you read it?" Well, oddly enough the Guardian's 40th anniversary issue did more (albeit unintentionally) to reveal the paper's current shortcomings and problems the paper has brought upon itself than they realize.

First off, aside from two pieces penned by Bruce Brugmann and editor Tim Redmond, there was little to distinguish this significant anniversary issue from any other. No articles or comments from SFBG alumni, no archival photos, nothing. I find it odd that with so many alumni now doing great things, not one was invited to pen a short story talking about their time at the Guardian.

This is baffling to me - when I attended the Guardian holiday party in 2000 I remember being surrounded with former and current employees who had nothing but good things to say about their time at the BG. When I attended the Best of the Bay in 2005, none of those people were to be found - neither were any of the City's progressive politicians. WTF?

Even more revealing was the contrast between the Guardian's history, which retold tales of extensive investigative reporting and "you heard it here first" news, and today's paper, which does not feature much you can't hear or read somewhere else. In fact it was ironic that in the Guardian's Website of the Week feature, citizen journalist Daniela Kirshenbaum was featured for her contribution to Luke Thomas' Fog City Journal investigating downtown advocacy group SFSOS.

Now, I dig Luke's site, and Ms. Kirshenbaum's piece did do some nice work bringing up facts many people did not know about SF SOS. That said, shouldn't this have been something the Guardian broke first, it being the alleged local news powerhouse it was in the past? Come on, gang! I was told you're better than this!

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May 10, 2006

Death By a 1000 (DSL) Cuts In San Francisco

I was all set to write all sorts of really great articles for my new site. But EarthLink had other plans. So rather than write about the upcoming big debate tonight between Steve Westly and Phil Angelides, or about any one of the many articles I've written, I'm instead devoting today's missive to telling the world that Earthlink sucks.

There are other colorful metaphors I could use, but why get wordy?

For almost three weeks now I've had no Internet service at home. And, as I'm now working two jobs, one an all day on site consulting gig, and keeping up with my other clients after hours, this has been more than an annoyance. It's costing me real money, in the form of lost income because I can't make the deadlines I normally can when I work at night.

Even more infuriating has been the true incompetence of Earthlink customer service, primarily based in Outer Godknowswhereistan, who can barely keep up with a conversation in English, much less talk or do anything about the actual problem. And of course, they don't wanna give you your money back for screwing up. But they do know about looking at modem lights!

It seems I'm not the only one with this mysterious outage, and I've been trolling Google and finding plenty of horror stories. What amazes me is that these morons are now going to be in charge of San Francisco's WiFi experiment with Google. Talk about doing the "crane" of stupidity.

Yes, I know there are "alternatives." All of which are not much better, since the companies are all so big, they don't give a tinker's cuss about any one customer, or providing any reliable service. They don't have to. One person quitting and going to Yet Another Crappy Telco means nothing to them, or the competition, and they know it.

Whatever. I'm sure today when the Genius from SBC/ATT/Earthlink/Comcast/Whatever.com will do something. I certainly hope so. At this point I don't really have much "consumer choice" no matter what happens.

Will someone please explain how large, bureaucratic, slow, and incompetent organizations such as these are better than their ilk in a socialist system? Or at least how they differ? Or how I as the customer benefit from dealing with these morons?

Thanks!

UPDATE:The incompetence of these people is stunning. The SBC guy came out and verified that nothing was wrong with the acutal phone lines (Earthlink sent him out here, not at my request) so it's clearly an Earthlink issue, not a user issue.

But they insist on calling me back with more BS about "modem lights" and of course most of the time it's someone on another continent who has no idea what they're doing. And of course, half the time they mysteriously drop the call as I'm being transferred from Godknowswhereistan to the US reps (who really aren't any brighter, but at least I can understand what they're saying).

I'm doing what I should have done when I moved in, and am getting Comcast's internet service. Sure it's a monopoly here in town, and sure, they're not that much better, but at least it works. Almost 4 weeks and they still can't get it up and running. They sure do have a lot of excuses though. I wish I had a job where I could offer up BS and excuses and still get paid!

You'd think their slow, 384/128 DSL with cheap-ass modem would be easy to maintain, but I guess not. And these geniuses are supposedly going to run the City's Free WiFi? Why even bother? We should go straight to the rock throwing and effigy burning now, and save us all the wait. Besides, the flagmakers can make up some "earthlink" flags we can burn

Next time someone asks me to take a "stress test" downtown I'm telling them I don't need a "test." Earthlink ensures I'm stressed!

February 12, 2006

A High Five To My Cousin, Helen Dewar of the Washington Post

This Sunday I'm devoting some blog space for a tribute to my cousin, Helen Dewar. Regular readers of the Washington Post for the past 40 years will no doubt recognize her name - she was a veteran political reporter for the paper, first covering Virginia politics, and for 25 years, national politics and the US Senate.

More importantly, she was a trailblazer as she was the first woman to cover these beats at a time when women didn't really do that sort of thing. She got her start at Stanford Daily, where she covered campus and state politics, and was the first woman to edit the Daily.

While browsing the archives of the Stanford Daily, I found a fun little gem in the stacks of old papers. Helen had covered the student council elections in the early 1950s, and had the lead story on the results. The winner for the vice president position was a
young woman named Dianne Goldman - whom you know as Sen. Feinstein. It was interesting that less than 40 years later, Feinstein would be serving as a US Senator and Helen would be the Posts's top correspondent in the Senate.

Throughout her career, she was recognized for her honest, integrity, and her dedication to the news. Before I moved to Seattle in 1994 to work on a US Senate race, she told me more about the state's political history, and that of its legendary US Senators, Warren Magnuson and Henry Jackson, than I'd learned from anywhere, or anyone, else.

It was also fun to have lunch with her in the Senate dining room as inevitably, someone important would walk up to talk to her. I got a chance to meet Sen. Bob Dole this way, as well as a few other Senate leaders.

When Helen retired in 2004, her retirement party had quite a number of Congressional leaders, Democrat and Republican, who had enjoyed a great relationship, due in large part to her hard work and commitment to the facts, not silliness (as it seems most mainstream publications engage in today).

This past week, the Washington Press Club Foundation honored Helen with their Lifetime Achievement Award. This was another in a string of honors she'd received - last month Virginia Commonwealth University inducted her into the Virginia Communications Hall of Fame for her work as one of the first women to cover state politics in Virginia.


The Washington Post covered the event earlier this week, and it was featured on C-SPAN, but I couldn't tape it (and oddly enough you can't download C-SPAN on BitTorrent yet). Media Bistro's FishbowlDC blog also covered the event as well, which was cool.

While the Post's story does tell you a little about the event, it fails to mention something I got a kick out of - a short video tribute recorded by Senators John McCain and Ted Kennedy. I thought that was really cool of them to do, so I'm tracking down a copy of the DVD for myself and my various Dewar relatives.

More importantly, though, I think that Helen's career and her integrity stand out even more as we live in an era where "newspapers of record" routinely pump out half-truths and falsehoods, and the DC Noise Machine does a lot to stoke partisan fires, and do little to get things done.

And in an era when most journalists think it's All About Them, Helen's quiet, steadfast, honest reporting of the news is a tremendous contrast to what passes for journalism today. So for now, I'm paying tribute to my cousin Helen's life and work - and hope that despite her retirement that the concept of honest jourmalism doesn't retire along with her.


© 2003-2006 Greg Dewar | All Rights Reserved | Originally Published at www.schadelmann.com

February 4, 2006

This is Getting Insane - All It Took Was A 5 Month Old Cartoon...

This is getting out of hand, folks. The enemies of freedom and free speech are on the march.

All it took was a 5 month old cartoon in a paper in one country, and suddenly we see riots, threats, and now the burning of embassies. All because of one simple little .

If you're a , and you think these people are acting like thugs and idiots, it is your duty to speak up and say something. Please. Otherwise you're just as guilty as the ones that attack freedom and free speech.


Funny, Muslim papers print virulent racist anti Semitic and anti American and anti Christian stuff all the time, and yet....I have yet to see people burning the Saudi Embassy. Hmm. Oh and it's funny how these people ask the GOVERNMENTS of and Europe to stop the presses. I guess if you live in a country where the government is an autocratic dictatorship, the concept of a free and independent press might be difficult to grasp.

What's saddest is seeing Bill Clinton and our own State Department take the side of these rioting thugs. Sad, but predictable. I guess Hillary has to raise money or something.
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© 2003-2006 Greg Dewar | All Rights Reserved | Originally Published at www.schadelmann.com

July 27, 2005

Why I'm Buying 1000 Copies of Grand Theft Auto and Sending The Receipt To Hillary "Big Mouth" Clinton

The din of idiocy surrounding the so-called "controversy" over the most popular video game on the market, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has finally reached a point I thought it could not.

It's bad enough we have Sen. Hillary Clinton trying to make herself over into a Paragon of Moral Values (this, a woman who had had ethics problems throughout her career) with her media-based crusade, but now we find out that some grandma is suing the company, claiming she was "misled."

Folks, it's time we took a look at this non-controversial controversy through the lens of Reason and Common Sense. For example, when one reads the story at Yahoo News, a key fact comes out that makes Swiss cheese out of said Grandma's lawsuit, and of much of the hoopla.

In this case, it seems the box, which had a big "M" rating, meaning "not for kids under 17" was ignored by Concerned Grandma, when she bought the game for her little grandson, Zutroy. Fun fact: Grandson Zutroy was 14.


Yes, you read that right. Moral Values Grandma was buying a game, loaded with violence, guns, and mayhem, with a big ol' rating that said "this ain't for your young 'uns under 17" for a 14-year old. I guess buying the kid a book, or say, a documentary from National Geographic was out of the question. Grandma got the kid what he wanted - and he wasn't old enough to play it. Hmm. I guess the parents were too busy to read the box, or pay attention to the game either, and take note of the violence. Oh, and he never downloaded the "patch" either.

And of course, here's the kicker: the much maligned piece of "code" only works on the PC based version of the game. Most youth of America play games on Playstation or Xbox or GameCube, so they can download the bit o' code all they want - it won't work on their game systems.

Even funnier, now that the game is "Adults Only," it has gone from being a game to be sold only to people 17 and older to...a game sold to people 18 and older. The fact that parents made this thing a best-seller amongst kids, buying this for them, without even bothering to read what the hell it was they were buying, I guess makes it tough for the li'l ones to make a decision about whether God would allow them to read this. Where's the stadium church when you need it the most???

It's time for assorted partisans of all stripes. politicians, judges, and government regulators to take a healthy dose of Clue Pills and shut up. If parents are too stupid to read a label that says "don't buy it for kids under 17" then they should not. If the media would point out the technical speficics how this can't be hacked on a Playstation, that would help. But I suppose with another Clinton forcing herself on us as our next president (which is about as likely to happen as Saddam Hussein being elected President), we'll have to endure a media hyped crusade that will hurt an American company, and lead to more regulations of our personal lives.

In the meantime, I think I'm going to forgo rent this month and buy 1000 copies of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, just to piss Hillary and the conservatives off. Even though I don't own a game console, a PC, or really play games, I don't care. Heck, I'll drive around town giving them away to adults, 18 or older, just to really get the Nanny-staters' panties in a knot.

For more information on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, consult your local library, or read Maddox's take, from earlier this month on the issue.

There's also an interesting take on Sen. "Do as I say not as I do" Clinton's crusade in the LA Times - but its headline makes a critical error, in that the XBOX version of this game cannot be hacked with the mod found online.


One other thing: though not perfect, I did think BILL Clinton was a great guy, and had the fortune of meeting him twice. Nice guy, and back in the old days people got paid better. But it is just simply foolish to think that Hillary Clinton will be elected President of the United States in this universe. So her crusading to try and remake her image, all for the sake of More Power for Hillary, wrapped up in values, is really just plain sick.

© 2003-2006 Greg Dewar | All Rights Reserved | Originally Published at www.schadelmann.com

July 5, 2005

The Politics of...Battlestar Galactica? - The L.A. Times Speaks...

While reading the Los Angeles Times politics section, I found this interesting article about the themes in Battlestar Galactica that touch on current events in a way unique to television programming of today.

It's worth a read, since it's a great way to acquaint yourself with this series, if you've not already checked it out, and also to see how people tend to project on to a piece of programming as much as the programming tries to project out.

Meaning, that there is a tendency today by people today, especially hyper-active partisans on all sides of any issue, to imediately "see" in a TV show what they want to see, regardless of the original intent of the author. People who want to watch a piece of sci-fi programming like Battlestar Galactica will immediately draw simplistic parallels to Our World of Today, and then start assigning blame or praise to the writers and producers, fitting their MoveOn or FoxNews pre-salted interpretation of world events.


(To be fair, I engaged in a wee bit of this myself for fun's sake last year when I wrote about the series beginnings, and about Gen. Wes Clark. It was fun and all, but I didn't make the mistake some of these fans do, and get all militant about things that do not exist!)

People are free to watch TV how they like, but I think doing so denies a viewer a chance to really see what it is the creators are trying to do. Plus it shows a simplistic thinking - i.e. "we" are the "Colonials" so therefore President Roslin is a 1 for 1 stand in for President Bush - which isn't really the way to watch something like this. (I had to grimace when I read that someone called it "The West Wing in Space" - that show is so pompous and overblown I literally get ill when I hear the theme music while flipping channels).

Better instead to enjoy it for what it is - a new kind of sci-fi that can address issues, but in an alternate continuum not bound up by the world of Today and Now, and a great way to develop solid characters and explore their actions and responses to extraordinary events. Such TV writing is not easy, nor is it common in an era of reality show dreck and methodic repetition of scientific terms set to bad rock music.

Which is why I'll be taping/watching/bittorrenting/whatever-ing the new series when it starts on July 15th. Woo hoo!

PS: I've had Comcast digital cable + Comcast OnDemand for 3 months now, and am going to write a review of my experience with the service vs. Netflix...If anyone out there has had experiences with Comcast, good or bad, I'd be curious to hear them. Send me a message if you've got any suggestions or comments. Just be sure to leave your name so I know you're a real person, and not a spam-bot.

© 2003-2006 Greg Dewar | All Rights Reserved | Originally Published at www.schadelmann.com

July 2, 2005

Happy Positive Fun Update: Viral Marketing and the Reinvention of the Sale

Despite the fact I dislike large, faceless, hopelessly bureaucratic corporations like Comcast, SBC, Halliburton, the entire Health Care Industry, et al, who devote legions of troops to the cause of ripping off the consumer, I have a confession to make.

I like advertising. I like marketing.

Now, I'll qualify that. I don't like the majority of ads on TV, or at the movies, not because I dislike ads - it's because most of them are so dumb, and so useless, they just take up space in between things I want to actually watch.

No, what I like is smart advertising and marketing.

For me, I enjoy seeing the rare moments in advertising when someone in the industry figures out a new way to sell something old, or someone else finds a way to get the word out about something they like - and for a rare moment the corporate battle droids don't just step on it.

For example, while doing a Google search trying to find a Photoshop tutorial on how to convert existing photos into iPod style ads, I came across an old article in Wired Magazine about a home-brewed iPod ad that had its 15 minutes of prime time a while back. You can watch the ad at Wired or see it at a mirror site that is hosting it.


This is not the first time I've seen or heard of such a thing - the idea that someone Out There likes a product so much, they make their own homage to it. What's unique is that Apple didn't send a telegram to the Lawyer Brigade to shut the guy down.

Instead they let it go - and within weeks it was seen by thousands of people likely to buy an iPod. Best of all, they didn't have to spend a dime to get all sorts of good press about the iPod, or pay for ad space - the consumers did all the work themselves.

True, this was a fortunate case of someone talented enough to pull such a thing off - one can imagine the consternation of Apple if someone made something that, while meaning well, sucked. When you consider just how bad most ads are, though, one has to ask - could Joe or Jane Average do any worse than some of the mindless drivel we tune out thanks to the remote, TiVo, DVR, and DVD?

A more macro-level example of this concept is that of the "fan sub" movement devoted to bringing foreign programming to the US and other countries that otherwise might not get it. It's interesting to watch how American producers have responded to technological advances in distribution - rather than learn and adapt to a new model, they spend more time in court, and on attorney's fees, instead of figuring out new ways to get their product to people who want it, and get both themselves, and the writers, directors, actors and others paid.

For years now, enthusiasts of Japanese animation and other foreign language programming have been taking it upon themselves to acquire the latest programs, translate and insert subtitles in English (or other languages) and distributing them on BitTorrent and other networks. What makes these folks unique in the grey area of "piracy" is that they deal almost exclusively in programming that has not yet been licensed for distribution in their own country, thus making what they are doing somewhat illegal - but somewhat not illegal, if that makes sense.

Personally, I would never have discovered Samurai Champloo, now being shown on Cartoon Network, had it not been for a fansub group's original distribution of the series online. I now watch it on TV, and will most likely buy the DVD set once all DVDs in the series are released.


Likewise, there is no way I'd ever get to see the Japanese live-action drama GTO had a group of volunteers not started translating and posting said files. There is little to no chance this will ever see any sort of distribution in the United States, so the producers aren't losing any money with this stuff out there. More to the point - should they ever release this series on DVD, I'd be the first to rent it. Best of all, the producers did not have to pay a dime to tell me about it - and I'm already hooked.

Now, you'd think that as more and more people started doing this, the owners of said programming would hit everyone with lots of lawsuits. But as the technology advanced, and the increase in popularity of "fan subs" grew, Japanese media companies realized what they were dealing with.

Thousands of people were spending their own money and time putting out content, making a point of inserting in said video files that they were not to be sold, and in essence acting as a test market for their products in the US.

Japanese producers took note, and started to send people to conventions and fan clubs to promote their work. All they asked that once a series was licensed by a US distributor, that groups passing along the files stop, and for the most part, they do. Rarely does anyone get sued for putting out copies of video files they should not.

The rest is history. Go to Netflix or Blockbuster and see how many Japanese DVDs now for rent. Go to any chain bookstore, and see the 100s of Japanese comic books taking up shelf space. A whole new market is now available to Japanese producers, and all they had to do was come on over and put the stuff on the shelves, and it sells. Instead of spending money on the Lawyer Brigade, they spend money on bean counters, who now have more beans to count.

It's not perfect, and in any situation there are those who are dishonest, but let's be realistic - dishonesty and cheating people is something all sides of the entertainment industry engage in - there are no knights in shining armor in this business anywhere.

More importantly, there's an opportunity to hold off on the big guns of the Lawyer Brigade and think for a moment - in a world where people really want to see good quality programming, how do you find new ways to get it to them in the way they want, and do so in a way that is not ripping either a) the consumer b) the artists or c) the producers?


Surely there's someone out there who can put the pieces together, and make money for everyone. Or have American business schools beat any sort of creativity out of our MBA squads?

Perish the thought. What are yours?

PS: For a provocative read, check out this article that discussed the case history of Battlestar Galactica and its effect on SkyOne, SciFi channel, BitTorrent, and the world of broadcasting.

It makes for an interesting read. I'll say this - had it not been for a chance to see the show on BitTorrent, I would never have been able to see Season 1 aside from a few episodes. Now that I've seen it , I plan on watching it on cable this summer, and will buy the DVDs. I went from being a non-consumer, to a fan who has promoted the series here. And I'm not the only one.

© 2003-2006 Greg Dewar | All Rights Reserved | Originally Published at www.schadelmann.com

June 17, 2005

"The "Frozen Chosen" in Space" or "Me Is Too Crazy Pirating Guy!"

Friday fun, for the Schädelmann! fans (written in like, 10 minutes or less):

So by now you all know that despite what the fascists at the MPAA say in those irritating movie trailers, the real movie piraters are not the BitTorrentors trying to see an episode of Battlestar Galactica they missed last week, but in fact, the Chinese.


Sorry, PC-ers, but the sad fact is that millionaires in China owe their fortunes to stealing content from people around the world, and reselling it to their Chinese bretheren for pennies, and not paying a dime to those who actually created said content. This is in line with the Chinese version of capitalism - steal things from others, use your penny-a-day labor to flood the market with cheap goods, and reap the results.

And best of all the neoconservatives who accomodate you in the USA and the WTO will never call you on your shenanigans. The MPAA? Too stupid, or too much in bed with the Communist Chinese to care. There's 14 year olds to sue, gosh darnit.

But that said, here's some fun. Take a look at the English-to-Chinese-to-English Again translation of the subtitles on the poor quality Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith DVDs going around town.

I found particularly funny the fact that "Jedi Council" got mangled into "Presbyterian Church" in the cheap, lousy, Chinese bootleg of said film. (UPDATE: Click on this link instead if the other one does not work)

Not because I want to pay money to the Insane Red Chinese to see such a thing, but because I find it hilarious the dorky Jedis of George Lucas' stillborn trilogy so resemble what critics of the Presbyterian church label them - the Frozen Chosen.

Hey, after a couple of Rainiers it was funny, anyway.


© 2003-2006 Greg Dewar | All Rights Reserved | Originally Published at www.schadelmann.com

July 5, 2004

Culture, Fun, KSCI, and Getting Fooled by The Man

When I moved to Los Angeles, I made a choice to get a Netflix subscription instead of cable television, with the idea being that I'd have more control over what I got to watch, and I'd avoid the inevitable of getting sucked into watching reruns and old movies when I needed to be working.

When I lived in Seattle and worked out of my home up there, I would have CNN or whatever on "to be informed" but found that I ended up losing a few hours a day to Law and Order reruns during the day. Determined to maintain some self-discipline, I opted for Netflix and by and large it's worked out very well.

However, I don't always have a disc to watch, and if there's one thing I've learned, is that when you have insomnia, and don't have cable, your viewing options in LA are severely limited. But I've discovered that KSCI TV has an interesting lineup of programming, mostly Asian or Indian, and most with English subtitles, not unlike KTSF in the Bay Area.


My favorites tend to be the subtitled, ultra-melodramatic Japanese soap operas, since they really do seem to pack as much emotion into every line of dialogue and scene they can. I also like watching the Indian version of "Entertainment Tonight" in English as well - they always have such beautiful actresses on those programs. Oh, but I digress.

Just the other day, I caught a mini-documentary, again in Japanese with English subtitles that was a truly enjoyable piece of programming. The subject was a ramen chef in Japan, in a town (whose name I do not remember) that apparently is the world capital of ramen noodle shops. People line up for hours to try and get a spot at this guy's restaurant, as he only serves about 200 people a day at this restaurant.

The entire documentary was a survey of this guy's life, and his hardcore commitment to making the best ramen noodle dishes from scratch, starting with an early morning making the dough for the noodles, an exacting process that is very labor intensive.

Combined with his exacting specifications for every single aspect of creating the best ramen possible, way beyond the exacting preparation in Tampopo you realized really quickly that this was a rare insight into a true artisan who took real pride in his work. In a way, he kind of reminded me of the guy who runs Fiesta Brava near my home in Venice Beach.

It was also a nice story about the man himself, his commitment to his family, and about a way of life in general that made one feel pretty good. With all that is going on these days, it's nice to watch something that is just nice, and doesn't have anything to do with wars, elections, reality TV, or Yet Another Cop Show. It was one of those things you catch by mistake, and feel glad you caught it.


Towards the end of the documentary, they talked about his health, which was a cause of concern to his family since he was developing joint pain and RSI from all those years of noodle-making by hand, and the fact he was getting older in general. It was clear by the end that this family was a very close-knit bunch of folks and their concern seemed genuine.

All in all, a nice TV moment. Then I found out I'd been led astray. To say I was fooled would suggest that the subject matter was phony, but it wasn't - there was too much there to suggest that it was all made up. But there was more to this little piece of programming than met the eye (at the beginning).

It seems that at the end, when the daughter discusses how she's concerned about her dad's health, comes up with a solution that has both helped her, and now helps him maintain strength and vitality. What was it? Why, Aojiru drink packets, of course!

I'd been sucked into watching an infomercial for a barley drink many people drink as a nutritional supplement. Now, I have no idea how good this stuff really is for you, or how good it tastes, but I can tell you it isn't cheap - each little packet is a little more than a dollar, and they recommend you use at least 2-3 a day. That's almost $100 per month!

The whole experience left me feeling a bit strange. For 25 minutes I'd been enjoying a serendipitous trip through the life and times of one of Japan's best noodle-chefs, only to find out in the last 5 minutes, I was watching a nice long ad for some very expensive barely drink mix. I remember thinking to myself "Now what? Do I get angry for having wasted my time watching an informercial or what?"

In the end I realized that for 95% of the time spent watching it, the show had nothing to do with the product being sold, so as time wasters go, it really wasn't that bad. And if nothing else, I did get some positive entertainment out of it. But I don't know that I'll be buying any Aojiru anytime soon. Not until they put a nice big disclaimer at the beginning of their 30 minute ad!

© 2003-2006 Greg Dewar | All Rights Reserved | Originally Published at www.schadelmann.com

June 14, 2004

"Reagan Memory 2" or Why You REALLY Should Check Your Notes

When I was in high school, Reaga