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April 30, 2008

Disinfo Rehab With the Chronicle, City Hall, And Hollywood

Here we go again.

On the heels of some parliamentary wizardry that killed the latest tax credit package for "film production," the Chronicle, right on cue, had had a front page article bemoaning the "loss" of film productions in town. Predictably, it talked solely about "tax credits" being offered by various local and national governments, and how SF is "missing the boat" because we're just not offering up enough gimmies to Hollywood.

The problem with the article is that it narrowly defines the "whys" of the lack of film production in San Francisco without considering some very important facts that are important to any film producer, large or small, who wishes to film anywhere on location ( like the fact that previous San Francisco tax credits haven't worked out at all like promised.) Yet nowhere in the Chronicle story is this noted, despite the fact this isn't a state secret.

I've written about this issue before because like many of us, enjoy seeing Our Fair City in TV and movies. Bullitt and the first Dirty Harry movies remain some of my all time favorites, along with Vertigo, to name a few.

Having worked on a documentary about the Screen Actor's Guild, I've had a lot of time to study the issue of film production here and abroad, and have had a chance to talk to a lot of people in the industry and in the unions who have studied this issue for literally decades.

So let's do a little disinfo rehab on the subject and see what we get:

First, it's important to remember that a tremendous amount of film credits in Canada cited in the Chronicle are given to film productions that are primarily created by Canadians to defend and enhance Canadian culture and "Canadiana" (yes that's a word). Thus, to compare any incentive program offered up by a budget-challenged small city to that of the Mighty Canadian Govenrment Protecting Canada's Culture is comparing apple and oranges.

It's also important, up until the dollar's recent decline, the weak Canadian Dollar made filming very cheap, which was the initial appeal for filming in the Great White North. (Ever wonder why so many Sci-Fi channel movies and TV shows look the same? Vancouver!) Don't discount the additional appeal of doing your work in a nation whose cities look like America, but aren't beset by violent crime and filth, either.

Also, as I've tried to tell the chess club brains at City Hall, filming in San Francisco is expensive for reasons you can't give a tax break for. Crews are going to cost more, because rent and taxes here are extremely high. Neighborhood folks, well established in the siren whine of Today's City, will complain about the inconvenience of a long film production, "jobs" be damned. Crime is out of control in San Francisco - we don't even prosecute murderers here, much less property theft. Anyone wanna risk having their brand new movie camera stolen in SF? I doubt it.

And most importantly, we simply do not have the sound stages and related facilities that Los Angeles and its environs enjoy. That alone is going to make it much more feasible to come in to town for a week of exterior shots, then shuffle off to Vancouver or LA to finish the job.

All important topics worthy of coverage by policy folk and media folk. There's plenty of more creative solutions to enhance our economy with jobs and investment from the film industry others have proposed.

The problem is, no one at City Hall or at the Chronicle gives a damn about any of that.

The "discussion" of this "issue" is not really about getting more good paying jobs into San Francisco in the film industry at all. If it were, we'd have our chess-club braniacs coming up with something innovative.

Instead, it's about name-calling the Board of Supervisors, and reinforcing negative views of San Francisco by outsiders and special interests to advance an agenda. It's no coincidence the same Supervisor allied with the rich and powerful, and never misses a chance to rail on her Board colleagues is the one pushing this bill, despite all the problems with it.

Plus, it wouldn't be SF without the Politics of Emotion, where politicians talk about something we all agree on (good paying jobs, rainbows, puppies, etc.). Big statements are made, constituent groups lined up, and the press jumps in and feeds the emotional frenzy with "quote of the day" coverage.

Inevitably, a piece of political junk mail gets made at election time to calm the masses. The problem with the Politics of Emotion, SF Style, however is that in the end, nothing ever really gets done.

The politicians go home to big paychecks, big pensions, and big job promotions, all at our expense, completely divorced from reality. Heads shake at "how tough" and "unsolvable" all our problems are, and year after year, we are told to pay more and get less from our city government. This, despite the fact that plenty of other cities have found ways to solve these problems, or at least not do as poorly as Allegedly Smart San Franciscans.

The rest of us continue to live in a city that can't figure out basics like fighting violent crime, decent public transit, and a budget that works. Which, quite frankly, is what we deserve if we're not willing to tell the mainstream (and alt-weekly) press and their cohorts in power at City Hall that they're not doing their jobs, and that there are consequences for failure.

Until that happens, nothing changes. After all, why should it?

April 24, 2008

And Now, A Moment of Silence: Wendy's Purchased by Arby's - Dogfood Sandwiches to Be Announced Shortly

This is just sad sad news - the Wendy's chain has finally been bought out....by Arby's.

Sigh. I suppose dogfood burgers at Wendy's are coming up soon enough....maybe they can start selling that noxious "Horsey Sauce" with it too....

April 22, 2008

Celebrate the Demolition Derby Primary In PA With A VIVA ADAMA Poster!

When I'm not doing actual work, or updating my popular blog, or this blog, I've been slowly working on a few new sites, because, well you just can't have too many friends, or too many blogs.

One of my side blogs is the Adama for President blog, which features t-shirts, bumper stickers, and now, posters spoofing the Obama '08 logo and celebrating all things Battlestar Galactica.

Today, I am releasing the first in a series of posters, modeled after the awesome "Viva Colbert" posters from a while back. A window-sized poster is coming out later today, and a larger one as well. For now, though we have the 23" x 35" poster for sale, and it is pretty awesome. Be the coolest kid on the block and order yours today. Or, order a stack and plaster the Mission with 'em.


April 19, 2008

Sen. Obama Puts Clintonian/McCain-ian BS "On Notice!"

You have to admire how these guys can find away around the silly bullcrap that passes for "running for president" from the establishment types....how rad is this?

Of course, I've been no stranger to the On Notice Board on the More Popular Blog...

And, just for laughs, here's a video that seems to indicate that perhaps there's a virus that infects the Clintons when it comes to straight talk. I keep forgetting that this kind of nonsense is somehow better than the liar we have in office NOW:

April 16, 2008

Call For Entries: Disinfo Rehab Mail Archive - June 2008 Primary Edition!

It's that time of year again, when people decimate entire forests so that they may flood your mailbox with endless amounts of political mail. This June we've got all sorts of mayhem on the ballot, what with the Nation/Leno/Migden rage-a-thon in full swing, and an assortment of those ballot measures folks just love to put on the ballot, and assorted other electoral detritus and term-limited open primaries that makes San Francisco (and Bay Area) politics so much fun.

As always I don't always get the latest and greatest political mail, or at the very least tend to only get certain pieces targeted to westside Democratic voters. So, if you get some particularly egregious piece of political mail, or if you wanna show off your mad mail skillz, or if you really would like to help me lead the charge in debunking politicos and their spin, feel free to send me either a) a pdf or JPEG of said mail or b) email me and let me know what you have and we'll make arrangements to either have you mail it in or I'll pick it up.

Most mainstream media outlets can debunk tv commercials rather easily, since they either end up on YouTube, the candidates' websites, or can record them off of TV.

Mail, however, does not usually get noticed as easily, and passes "under the radar" and into the voters' mailboxes. By publicizing what campaigns are doing, and discussing the tactics used to convince you, the voter, of what to do, we can all get a better understanding of what's being said out there.

Check out our 2006 archive and our 2007 archive, and let the fun begin!

PS: For more information on how direct mail is created, check out this clip of my good friend (and super smart consultant) Jim Spencer, who appeared on the Daily Show a while back.

PS2: If you're a support of Speaker Pelosi and like Our Fair City, I've been working on a new blog that's in the embryonic stages in support of Our Speaker and City. I'm sick of people bashing our City like it's some hippie dippie Disneyland, and bashing Nancy Pelosi. If you have suggestions or would like to help, please feel free to drop me a line.

April 11, 2008

The Lies of Hillary and John, Contrasted With The Truth Barry Told Us....

See, this is the thing. ("What is the thing" you ask?)

But here it is. Sen. Obama calls BS on President Clinton's fellating of a so-called "Free Trade" deal with Colombia, Sen. Hillary's top advisor "Fake Quits" after it is revealed he was pimping the deal, and all they have left is to attack Barry with some BS nonsense he didn't say!

Wonderful. And this is better than the lying regime of Bush/Cheney HOW?

So just in case the HillarBill's got you all worked up, here's what Barry said ,verbatim. I think he calls BS fairly well in that the talkers can keep talkin' but they can't deny that the rest of us are getting the shaft. And it's not like Syria, Colombia, or these other countries are at least doing us the favor of buying us dinner before "the act." And hey, at least he's not having his 12th CD caucus in frakking Hillsborough at the school named after a robber baron!

C'mon, Colombia and C'mon Hillary. Your buddy Mark Penn earns enough to buy multiple houses in Georgetown and piss on his neighbors. Where's my spy camera and where is my steak dinner, gents? If you're gonna continue to frak with my economy, at least buy me a good dinner. With drinks. Al Gore at least has a little honor, why can't you copy THAT from the 90s instead of the sleazy lies Bill built his post-presidential biz on ?

Fear and Loathing At the "Delegate Selection Caucuses"

Remember that zany primary we held a few months ago for the Democratic presidential nomination? Yeah, that one. You probably thought "I voted and that's that" but you'd be incorrect. Now comes the arduous task of selecting the actual delegates who will go to the convention in Denver and actually vote for Clinton or Obama.

These seemingly dull events can get quite heated, as people this time rillyrillyrilly wanna go to the convention as an Obama or Clinton delegate and more people are involved than ever before on both campaigns.

I've been getting all sorts of pleas from folks to vote for them on Sunday - but I can't vote for 'em as I do not live in Rep. Nancy Pelosi's district, I live in Rep. Speier's district (CD12). So while I can send 'em my good wishes, and hope that the delegate slate isn't dominated by politicians, I can't help 'em out here in SF. Both campaigns are using union halls for their respective gang initiation rites (Clinton is at the Plumber's Union on Market Street, while Obama's is at the SEIU office. Both are easy to get to, and find.

However, those of us in the 12th Congressional District have two rather odd/interesting choices, as the district stretches from western SF all the way through San Mateo County. The end results were a bit interesting, mostly to Peninsula natives such as myself. So let's run down the pros, cons and the wtfs? of each locale....because you really would rather be reading this than working on this sunny Friday, right?

Obama's campaign is getting ready to rumble at the UFCW Union Hall in South San Francisco (not far from my old office, actually!).

Pros: Its in sunny downtown South City, and has easy access to a decent coffee place, a few ok bars, and many, many awesome taquerias (La Morena was always a favorite of mine). It's sort of near CalTrain (but you have to cross the tracks and stuff) and there's likely to be parking if you have to drive.

Cons: It's in sunny downtown South City, and parking meters are enforced like their brethren in SF. If zillions of Obama-maniacs descend upon South City in their cars, parking might be a pain the arse. And if you're taking BART to South City, good luck connecting with SamTrans and getting in line by 3pm. However, if you're going in a group, designate someone to run out to the corner store for a soda, puzzles, or whatever to fill in the boring stretches of what is otherwise a fascinating experience. (No, really).

Clinton's campaign chose a truly odd location - Crocker Middle School in Hillsborough, which as we all know is one of the wealthiest towns per capita in the United States. Heck they even have a replica of the White House amongst their many fine homes.

Hillsborough is so exclusive they have no business district, allow no buses in their borders, and the local John Law will pull you over if you are driving a domestic auto built before 2008. Crocker Middle School also got into some hot water back when I was in junior high for leading cheers as they got their asses kicked in basketball, etc about how rich they were, which was rather obnoxious.

Anyway.

Pros: It's in Hillsborough. You can safely drive and park your car and not worry about it getting broken in to. You really don't want to be walking to the caucus, since there are no sidewalks (and the aforementioned John Law will give you a hard time about it). The auditorium is big enough to accommodate lots of Hillary-ites, and afterwards, you can drive to downtown Burlingame afterwards and enjoy the fine shopping and dining said town offers. Oh and Ed Jew lives nearby too, you could go visit him and say "o hai!" while you're there.

Cons: If you are taking public transit to the caucus, forget it - the closest you'll get is El Camino in Burlingame. Plus, you're going to a school named after one of the Robber Barons (Crocker? Get it?) which really is a bit much for a campaign that's supposedly for "working people." The biggest con, however, is that once you're there, you're stuck, isolated at some junior high, and if the proceedings take too long, you're gonna be climbing the walls. Bring a snack, a flask, or a sudoku puzzle to keep you occupied as the complex rules and revotes take all day.

So there you have it. Some rather useless information for a sometimes interesting process that will probably get not a lot of press attention. And yet once these delegates are decided, they'll be the ones that actually decide who the nominee is. Should be interesting to see what happens in the end. Enjoy!

April 10, 2008

This Is Why We Elected Jackie Speier: Taking on the GOP On Her First Day In Office!

This is why we elected Rep. Jackie Speier to Congress this week.

Within moments of being sworn in, Rep. Speier was not afraid to start telling the folks in DC what most Americans believe - it's time to leave Iraq. For her efforts she got booed by the GOP do-nothings, who want endless war, but of course, don't believe in actually fighting the wars themselves.

Notably, Rep. Darrel Issa (R- Syria) stormed out of the chamber. You may not remember this sorry excuse for a Congressman - but he's the guy who openly attacks those who worked rescue on 9/11 in NYC, over and over and over again.

But it's easy to see why Rep. Issa is confused. He loves cozying up to murderous dictators like Assad of Syria, but he doesn't seem to like Americans who defended this country against Al-Qaeda. Maybe he should move to Syria if he likes it so much over there.

If Rep. Speier's truth-telling can drum a nimrod like him out of the House, well then that's a 2-fer as far as I'm concerned. Go Jackie!

Calitics beat me to the punch by mere minutes, but it's a fine post, go check it out!

April 9, 2008

Because You Can't Have Enough Bloggy Snark on Torch Day: The Alliance Flag from Firefly

AlliedPlanetsFlag.jpg Maybe the pro-China protestors should have busted out some of these Alliance flags from "Firefly" to really mess with people's heads.

Or something.

Be safe out there and enjoy all the bloggy goodness today!

April 8, 2008

Basil Fawlty Offers to Help Obama: Obama Announces Formation of Dept. Of Silly Walks....Coincidence?

File this in the no-you-can't-make-stuff-up-like-this file: It seems that legendary actor and writer John Cleese, he of the Monty Python/Fawlty Towers fame, has offered to help Barack Obama's presidential speechwriting efforts should he become the nominee this summer.

I really don't know what to say....if I'd made something like this up, it wouldn't even come close to being as teh awesome as this...does this mean a Department of Silly Walks is in the Obama cabinet in 2009?

PS: Don't forget to vote for Jackie Speier today if you live in the 12th CD. If you're not sure where you vote, follow this link and find your polling place.

Remember, if enough of us vote, we can send Jackie to Congress immediately. If we don't, we have to listen to the inane prattling of the Green Party and an assortment of no-names who will lose anyway - but we won't have Jackie in Congress fighting for us on critical issues facing the House. So go vote!

April 6, 2008

Yes, San Franciscans, There IS an Election on April 8th! Vote for Jackie!

Many people don't realize that there's an honest to goodness Special Election on April 8th. There's been some campaign activity, to be sure, but even with all the nice pieces of mail from the Elections Department, et al, it's easy to forget. Heck, I forgot to apply for an absentee ballot this time around, and now have to go vote in person!

As I noted on my way more popular blog on all things MUNI, right now we don't have anyone in Congress representing the 12th CD (which includes part of San Francisco and San Mateo County) due to the death of longtime Rep. Tom Lantos. Now, if 50%+1 of the good people of the 12th CD vote for Jackie Speier, we can send her to Congress immediately (she doesn't have to pass "GO" and doesn't need to collect $200), and we can have one of the most effective members of the Legislature (yes, we've had a few and she was one of them) be representing us on some pretty important issues right now.

If, however, we don't vote, and she doesn't make the threshold, there'll be a "Special General" election, that will coincide with the June Primary. However, she'll win that one for sure, but we will not have anyone in Congress representing us. Besides, put it to you another way - how many of the current crop of candidates kicked ass on privacy issues and have a train named after them? Hint: Just one, and isn't some hippie-dippie Green candidate.

Today (Sunday, April 6th) there's an event for Jackie at the Machinists Hall down in Burlingame. For a mere $10 donation, you can enjoy a fine spaghetti dinner and meet the candidate and her many supporters. It's an easy commute for those of you in San Francisco - you can take BART or Caltrain to Millbrae, and walk a few blocks to the union hall.

Whatever you do today, be sure to vote on April 8th! We can all talk big in San Francisco, but now it's time to do something about all that big talk, and send an effective legislator to Congress who can shake things up. Go Jackie!

April 3, 2008

State Lawmaker Wants to Tax Facebook Gifts, and iTunes Music? OMGWTF?

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Thank God for term limits, loopholes in term limits, and a perpetual budget "crisis" in Sacramento, for it allows California's well paid lawmakers to invent new and improved ways to to invent half-assed ideas and "solutions" that just create more problems.

We saw it last year when the state Assembly voted to gut MUNI funding (and funding for every mass transit agency in the state), all the while cooing "green" to the cameras. Today, we have the strange case of Assemblyman Charles Calderon, who's eager to tax America's #1 music retailer, iTunes (and apparently all those little dollar gifts on Facebook as well).

To do so, however wants to avoid the 2/3 vote in the Legislature, because well, he'd need some Republicans to vote for it. So instead, he's trying to get some wording changed in the code that governs sales taxes, which mandate that to levy a sales tax on something, it has to be something tangible, in Our World, as opposed to the virtual world. (i.e. that rubber ducky you bought your high school friend on Facebook should be taxed the same as if you bought one at the dollar store.) The advantage to this back-door approach is that you only need a simple majority to rewrite code language. Clever, but not particularly honest, since the effect would be to, um, levy new taxes on consumers.

First, let's tackle the politics of this little gem. Ya see, the state of California's budget system is a joke, hepped up on mandated spending (courtesy of the voters) and mandated debt (all those *@#$! bonds, also voted on by the voters), and the usual Dumb Things Legislators and Governors do. We've heard big talk from Gov. Doofinator for years, but after all this time he's done nothing besides pile on bond debt like crazy. The revolving door of legislators, term limited (thanks, voters!) doesn't help much either - everyone's so busy looking ahead to the next job, they really don't do anything productive to get past the BS and find some honest solutions.

Thanks to some clever loopholes in the term limits law, re-treads like Calderon can continue to serve in the legislature, even though they have served way past the term limits imposed by voters.These "re-treads" have one advantage over their greener members, in that they have more experience to pull more shenanigans over and over and over again, and by the time anyone notices, they're off to the next political office. Don'tcha love how term limits got rid of career politicians?

Anyway.

Now it's one thing to sneak what is essentially a new tax with shenanigans - we expect that from our lawmakers. However, in his zest for "more money" for our broken state budget, he may be opening up an entirely unrelated can of worms, primarily in the world of online music sales.

When you buy a CD at a record store (surely you remember those places), the artist and the music company are paid out money based on long-held agreements regarding music sales of records and CDs.

However, when you buy from an online service, in many cases you're not really "buying" a music product - you're buying a license to use said music on your iPod, etc. instead.

You, the user don't notice any difference, but the artists sure notice it. That's because if say, Amazon sells "licenses" for music, they pay a much smaller royalty to the artists than if they'd sold said song on an actual CD. Online services could make the argument that tax code changes or not, they're not selling a tangible anyting - just selling licenses, which would not necessarily be covered under Calderon's proposed change.

Worse, it could end up forcing some online retailers to tack on taxes, but other could get around it, thus putting them at a disadvantage, all because someone in Sacramento looked at a quickie fix instead of a long term solution.

Can of worms time: If the state starts defining music purchases as a tangible item the way Mr. Calderon would like, one has to wonder if at some point this wouldn't affect the royalty structure governing online music and video stores.

Many, many great legal minds work in the field of entertainment law either to avoid paying out royalties, or suing to get said royalties, and the whole business is insanely complex. Show of hands, folks, of all those who think that someone(s) won't use a cocktail-napkin designed law to open cans of worms all over Hollywood, in the pursuit of cash.

There are better, and more comprehensive ways to control California's spending, and stabilize revenues so we don't go through these bust-bust-boom-bust-bust cycles again and again, and keep "cutting budgets" in meaningless ways that only end up doing long term harm to our state. It was hoped that term limits would have brought some new ideas to the table, but it looks like instead we got a double-dose of doublespeak from our Governor and Legislature. Surely we can send some better people up to Sacramento once in a while - this is California, after all!

Or perhaps...that's the problem?

Discuss.

PS: For those of you who weren't political nerds in the 80s, Chuck here was the guy who allied himself with the "Gang of 5" Democrats who tried to topple Speaker Willie Brown with the GOP. That didn't exactly turn out as hoped for him, or other G5'ers, including Our Pal, Gary Condit.

I was actually in the observer's gallery in the Assembly on the day of the vote, as I'd traveled up there to watch the swearing in of a candidate whose campaign I volunteered on in 1988. Needless to say, both the spectacle of the attempted vote, as well as some brouhaha on the GOP side, made for an electrifying afternoon, and Speaker Brown's speech once he got re-elected Speaker was pretty good.