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November 28, 2007

When "Progressive" Political Analysis Becomes "Junkie Logic" AKA Disinfo Rehab Time!

The election is barely past us, and already everyone's trying to spin the results to suit Their Side. It's been particularly amusing to watch the "progressives" try and spin this latest election as anything but a disaster. It's a form of "junkie logic," the same kind a drug addict uses to try and con you into loaning money, only this time the con is on the voter and anyone with common sense.

The usual people are spinning their best (instead of reporting, oddly enough) and predictably, some elected officials are upset too and are trying to contort what happened in November into some sort of a victory.

Heck you can hear it straight from the professional blog-commenters and Greens (yes, sigh, a few of them are still around..) at some event, but frankly, why bother? Junkie Logic is never much fun to listen to, neither is parroting or rubber-stamping the latest from the Politburo.

Ok, enough picking on the "progressive" kids. Let's just look at some facts, and since I'm not in the business of defending one side or another, try and see if we can cut the nonsense one by one :

"Ranked Choice Voting will increase turnout, and be more inclusive than runoffs. It will save money and more people will participate."

Oh really. Now let's take a look at the numbers from our last big runoff, in 2003, supposedly evil because "less people" vote in runoffs (and yet in a twist of Junkie Logic, are the numbers now used by those who promoted RCV/IRV/WTF to say that Mayor Newsom "didn't win"):

PRECINCTS COUNTED (OF 562). . . . . 562 (100%)
REGISTERED VOTERS - TOTAL . . . . . 466,127
BALLOTS CAST - TOTAL. . . . . . . 253,872
VOTER TURNOUT - TOTAL . . . . . . 54.46

Wow, 54%! Now lets look at how we did under the Magical Perfect RCV/IRV/WTF system the "progressives" prommised us would increase voter turnout (and cut costs!)


PRECINCTS COUNTED (OF 580). . . . . 580 (100%)
REGISTERED VOTERS - TOTAL . . . . . 419,598
BALLOTS CAST - TOTAL. . . . . . . . . 149,424
BALLOTS CAST - TOTAL CARD 1 . . . . 149,424
BALLOTS CAST - TOTAL CARD 2 . . . . 150,098
VOTER TURNOUT - TOTAL . . . . . . 35.61
VOTER TURNOUT - TOTAL CARD 1 . . . . 35.61
VOTER TURNOUT - TOTAL CARD 2 . . . . 35.77

That sound you here is the Junkie Intervention phone ringing, but no one is answering because they don't want to hear the news - under the Magical RCV/IRV/WTF system, turnout was dismal, a mere 35% of voters turning out (100,000 fewer than in evil 2003!). But we were promised by radical advocates for the system that if we adopted it, more people would vote and the final vote would be a "true reflection of the people's will." (And whatever you do, do not note that there are actually about 40-50,000 fewer registered voters in San Francisco than there were in 2003! That'll throw the junkie logic off even more!)

Suddnely, now that the vote result is not what some people wanted, that's not the case, at least according to the Bay Guardian and assorted so-called "progressives." Junkie Logic to the extreme.

Oh and that claim that this system would "save money" has been pretty much put to rest since we had to hand count, hand rewrite and handle ballots by hand because the voting machines weren't, um, legal. The spectacle of radical so-called "elections reform" folks like Steven Hill actaully advocating for illegal machines just beacuse it made their phony RCV/IRV/WTF "reform" look bad was, well, crazy, to say the least.

Now, if that Junkie Logic were not enough, let's take a look at the second big "Progressive" talking point, that of Mayor Newsom's vote total:

"Mayor Newsom didn't really win becuase he got less votes in 2007 than he did in the runoff in 2003 against Magical Matt, therefore he's not popular and has no mandate.

So now that we've gone from hating runoffs to loving runoffs (see how junkie logic works), now we're comparing an election from four years ago with today. Again, let's look at some numbers (I'm only going to take a look at a one on one with the "progressive" candidate anointed by "progressives" and the Guardian, Quintin Mecke for now):

2007 Results

GAVIN NEWSOM . . . . . . . . . 105,570 73.66
QUINTIN MECKE . . . . . . . . . 9,077 6.33

2003 Results
GAVIN NEWSOM. . . . . . . . . . 133,546 52.81
MATT GONZALEZ . . . . . . . . . 119,329 47.19


Now, the junkies are claiming that because Mayor Newsom got fewer votes in 2007 than Magical Matt did in 2003, somehow, he's "lost." True he did get fewer votes - but turnout was also significantly lower, as we just pointed out, and there are 40,000+ fewer registered voters than in Magical 2003. There's nothing to suggest if more people voted in an election that was deader than a bird in the bay Mayor Newsom would not have received a lower percentage of the vote.

As pollster Ben Tulchin pointed out (despite Guardian "reporter" Jones' protestations) at the SPUR event a few weeks ago, Mayor Newsom's vote turned out to be pretty much the same as any poll asking folks if they liked him or not.

That's what this election turned out to be because....progressives didn't bother to show up! Even with all their electoral goodies (public financing, district elections, RCV/IRV etc.), no one bothered to show up and stand up to the Mayor, and thus, we ended up with the result we got - and now "progressives" are crying foul.

News flash, proggies: By your logic, your "progressive" candidate, Quintin Mecke, got slaughtered since he got only 9,077 votes - 100,000+ votes less than what Magical Matt got. Even if you assume that all the baker's dozen candidates were "progressive" (and they were not), and add up all their votes, you still come out over 80,000 votes behind. So suck it up kids - you lost because you were too chicken to show up and fight. Junkie logic make make the medicine go down better, but it doesn't change the fact that you got "pwned" as the gamer kids like to say.

The success of Proposition A means that the progressives can take credit for the win, and will keep on winning!"

This piece of junkie logic wasn't on some chatroom or web bbs, but instead in the pages of the Guardian. It's a classic example of taking credit for a win one had little to do with - a popular tactic amongst "fellow traveler" movements, but not one you'd expect in a newspaper.

Measure A won despite the fact that turnout was extraordinarily low, especially amongst the "progressives" (God, can anyone define just who these people are anymore?) and there was no effective organized citywide turnout machine by anyone EXCEPT the Measure A campaign.

More importantly, the Measure A campaign was coasting as late as September when everyone was under the impression Big Bad Don Fisher (who apparently polls citywide as poorly as Chris Daly these days) wasn't going to run a campaign against the measure. It wasn't until some alleged "deal" was broken that Measure A had to get its act together, and it did because it was run by professionals who knew what they were doing, and it passed. Yay.

I don't know that people coming together on this one issue means the progressives are saved, especially since they're already fighting over who's "more progressive" in District 9 (and we can expect more of this "politics by gossip" in other districts). Voters also have a nice nasty battle between Sen. Migden and Assemblyman Leno in June, and may even have the chance to see a battle between the Democratic Establishment and popular leader Jackie Speier on the westside. Woo hoo?

Something tells me that with so many candidates running so many little campaigns, each fighting and beating each other over the head about who is a "real" progressive, Other Candidates offering a positive, success-oriented message could win a few of the open seats next year. Or maybe not, it really depends on who bothers to show up, run a real campaign, and oh I dunno, talk to voters instead of talking at them the way some people in this town just love to do.

Ah, but what do I know? I still have this crazy notion Newsom won the election and will serve as Mayor, but the People Who Think They Know Everything say otherwise.

Voters will have to cut through the clutter in 2008 and make up their own minds as to who will best cut crime, improve MUNI, do something about housing, and restore the City's greatness. Should be an interesting campaign.

Maybe if all sides bother to show up and be constructive for a change, San Francisco's voters will win in the end. PS: Ya know, I would have been happy to take a more positive, helpful tack with all of this but anytime I've tried to be helpful or constructive to "progressives" I get attacked for not sticking to the party line. Whatever.

November 21, 2007

Battlestar Galactica Meets The Office - How Did I Miss This?

How did I miss this? The two great shows that show great together!

Also, I'm experimenting with a few things at the Adama for President blog/website....if anyone has suggestions for the site, please share! I think it could be a lot of fun to use as a satirical site for the upcoming Presidential nonsense. And for the graphically inclined, please email me if you have an idea for other "spoof" presidential logos....

November 18, 2007

The Simpsons Tonight: Amazing Genius Or What?

Just when you think perhaps The Simpsons has done every joke possible, they come up with an episode like tonights....with Dan Clowes, Art Spiegelman, and Alan Moore as guest voices, and such jokes as "Mr. Moore, will you sign my copy of 'Watchmen Babies?'" and that whole Tintin thing, well!

And the fact that the "new" comic store was a spitting image of Meltdown Comics in LA? Priceless. Thank you, Simpsons writers!

Let's see the producers try and write such comedy....

November 12, 2007

Why Write An Entry When You Can Link To A Good One: A Great Take on Our Non Election from "Down the Avenue"

Why write an entry of the recent non-election snoozefest, when you can link to a nice concise post like this one from a blog I found on Technorati, Down The Avenue. I especially liked this part:

Is this the legendary California "whatever" attitude? Is he in the waxing phase of our media-culture cycle of building up and tearing down our heroes? Is it the Clinton apologia, a cute boy running the show who just refuses to grow up, but what are you gonna do? And, he has so much charisma?

Or maybe all of us just complain, but are in truth perfectly happy here because it's warm enough for palm trees, it is breathtaking when you drive up and over one of the hills and see the water and the bridges and Marin. Oh, and the restaurants are great even though the price to pay for all that is a real estate market that is above most people's probable reach.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

November 6, 2007

Yeah, I Voted for Mayor Newsom. SFW?

So there's some election or something going on today. And I keep getting asked by folks "Whoyagonnavotefor?" and up until now I have kept silent on the matter, not wanting to legitimize a joke election cycle with more chatter. But since so many people asked, I voted weeks ago for Gavin Newsom and that's pretty much it. SFW?

In the end, I just couldn't bear to waste my time and that of taxpayer funded minions to hand count a bunch of stupid ranked-choice votes that don't mean squat. I think I voted for "H Brown" for my second choice because I know him and he's always nice to me, but really, who cares? The whole ranked choice process is an exercise in wasting taxpayer dollars and time (remember how the People Who Knew Best pushed this electoral turd as a way to "save money" and "get more people to vote?").

Sure the Mayor's done little to improve MUNI or make City Hall work more efficiently, and his obsession with aging technology is a distraction (as was, um, you know what) but when it was clear this election cycle was going to be the joke that it was, who was I suppose to vote for?

More importantly, it is time that rational, independent San Franciscans send a message to the disorganized band of vaguely articulate folks who call themselves "progressives" that running around in circles, posting comments on blogs and chat boards, calling each other at night and gossiping, and worshiping at the Altar of Magical Matt is no way to show you're serious about running this city.

The progressive era as defined by Those Who Opposed Willie Brown In 2000 is dead dead dead, and voting for a non serious candidate like "Quintin Mecke" is just trying to pump life into a corpse already buried. It's time to change tactics, kids, and if you keep doing what you're doing, by 2011 you'll be a vague memory totally irrelevant to those of us who work for a living.

It's unfortunate that the Mayor is winning by forfeit, but maybe that's a good thing. Maybe, after progressives finally lose their Board Majority, and Proposition A goes down to defeat and H wins, someone or a gathering of someones will pull it together and find a better way to get organized and make this city run properly.

I, for one, shall not be holding my breath. An opportunity was lost and the undertow of progressive failure is likely to pull down a lot of good people and ideas with it.

So, folks, sit down, and shut up. Mayor Newsom is your Mayor for 4 more years whether you whine about it or not. You had your chance to do something and failed. Now you will learn what it means when people say "elections have consequences." Just like when you folks supported Nader over Gore in 2000. And we know how well that worked for all of us.