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October 23, 2006

Reading the Bay Guardian 40th Anniversary Edition So You Don't Have To

Editor's Note: Don't forget to check out additions to the 2006 Political Mail Archive this week!

This week I read the Bay Guardian's 40th Anniversary Edition. And, as a public service, I'm going to tell you all about it so you don't have to slog through it yourself.

"If it's so boring," you ask, "why did you read it?" Well, oddly enough the Guardian's 40th anniversary issue did more (albeit unintentionally) to reveal the paper's current shortcomings and problems the paper has brought upon itself than they realize.

First off, aside from two pieces penned by Bruce Brugmann and editor Tim Redmond, there was little to distinguish this significant anniversary issue from any other. No articles or comments from SFBG alumni, no archival photos, nothing. I find it odd that with so many alumni now doing great things, not one was invited to pen a short story talking about their time at the Guardian.

This is baffling to me - when I attended the Guardian holiday party in 2000 I remember being surrounded with former and current employees who had nothing but good things to say about their time at the BG. When I attended the Best of the Bay in 2005, none of those people were to be found - neither were any of the City's progressive politicians. WTF?

Even more revealing was the contrast between the Guardian's history, which retold tales of extensive investigative reporting and "you heard it here first" news, and today's paper, which does not feature much you can't hear or read somewhere else. In fact it was ironic that in the Guardian's Website of the Week feature, citizen journalist Daniela Kirshenbaum was featured for her contribution to Luke Thomas' Fog City Journal investigating downtown advocacy group SFSOS.

Now, I dig Luke's site, and Ms. Kirshenbaum's piece did do some nice work bringing up facts many people did not know about SF SOS. That said, shouldn't this have been something the Guardian broke first, it being the alleged local news powerhouse it was in the past? Come on, gang! I was told you're better than this!

Maybe the Guardian didn't because it seems to have an editorial staff endlessly fascinated by a once-cool, VERY expensive party in the desert, and who spends a lot of time dissing my neighborhood. I guess amongst the poser hipster staff if you live on the west side, you're a neo-con goosestepper with bad fashion sense. Whatever. Sure makes me wanna pick up that "locally owned paper" on Wednesday. Helpful Hint: your publisher is a Westsider too, dorks!

The Westside bashing would tolerable (!), but the editorial folk have seemed to invent new and improved ways to use the word "I" , such as in this front page self congratulatory spread that I was supposed to be impressed by. (Helpful Hint 2: If you write about how you missed Hurricane Katrina because you were at a weeklong party, you're not impressing folks.)

(BTW, more people attend Comic-Con in San Diego every year than Burning Man - and they also have people in costumes being "freaky." I can dress up as Chewbacca, get a "playa name" and get freaky with 4x as many people and be 100x as relevant vs. being at Burning Man...does that earn me countless column inches of useless chatter in the Guardian too?)

Meanwhile, local blogs continue to best the Guardian on news people might wanna read about. You know its getting bad when the editor spends his "blog" postings quoting Daily Kos, again and and again. News flash: I can read Daily Kos already, and without the filter. Tell me something I don't know, or can't find elsewhere.

Utlimately, the Guardian's 40th anniversary issue did more to remind me of what the paper used to be, and what it is not today. When I was in high school I used to read the Guardian to read investigative journalism on the topics of the day, today I read a Guardian in less than 15 minutes at Yancy's Saloon, recapping something I read elsewhere.

In more cases than not, the Guardian's coverage of local issues either ignores subtleties in local opinion, finds ways to give nasty, backhanded "help" to people who support its agenda wholeheartedly, refuses to acknowledge people speaking "truth to power" (whatever that means) just because they're not dirty enough, or seems to have no regard for its own history that creates situations we deal with today. This is a winning model of alt-weekly journalism?

Meanwhile, sites like SFist.com, the print edition of the always funny Onion, and other interesting websites, other weekly papers and many others do what the alt-weekly once did.

The Guardian is facing some tough times, and seems to have pinned its hopes on suing its way out of them. Yet as the 40th Anniversary issue told me (unintentionally) lawsuits and blaming "The Man" aren't enough to turn around a once-proud San Francisco institution. Healthy competition has been lost to a willingness to coast on past success, and a "head in the sand" approach to online media.

You and I are the losers, in the end, as we lose out on a dynamic competition between the many weekly and community papers and online entities in our fair City. If the Guardian's elders want to know why that is, they need to get off the phone to the lawyers and take a look in the mirror instead.

October 22, 2006

Disinfo Rehab Mail Archive - Fall 2006

Note: This entry will be updated as I get more mail. New mail is featured at the bottom of this entry! Today's additions: Jane Kim, Marin Healthcare Board, and more!

As promised, here is the first installment of the Fall 2006 Disinfo Rehab Mail Archive. Unlike television ads, which bloggers and media folks can easily dissect because they're on TV, YouTube, candidate websites, and the like, mail is a "below the radar" medium. You know it is out there, but unless you're on the targeted mailing list, you won't see it.

Which is why it makes for a great way to send distinct messages to distinct groups of people - and a great way to attack someone and get away with it. By the time anyone notices it, it's too late to do much about it, and the press usually isn't sent copies of hit pieces by candidates!

Since I personally do not live in a district with an angrily contested Supervisorial race, I'm interested in submissions from readers who might have something they've received in the mail in the Daly/Black/SF Republican Party brouhaha, and the mega-money festival that is the District 4 battle to replace Fiona Ma, now that she's been elected to a 6 year term in the Assembly. Oh and if anyone has any "freaky" mail from way out in Distrct 8, send it over!

As always, if you submit a big pile o' mail, I'll buy you a drink/coffee/whatever once this nutty election is over. Email me and tell me what you have and I'll make arrangements to pick it up, or you can simply scan them in yourself and send them in as JPEGs.

Please note that all pieces that appear on this page were sent to actual voters, who in turn gave the pieces to me for inclusion in this fall's archive. (To protect their privacy from identity thieves, their names and addresses have been Photoshopped out)

A mail piece's appearance here does not indicate I'm endorsing or not endorsing a particular candidate, and it does not indicate that campaign endorses this site, its views, or anything at all. Conspiracy theorists, please put down the crack pipe and find something else to worry about.

Update: A loyal reader tipped me off to a similar project being done by the East Bay Express, entitled Fun with Misleading Mailers. Short and to the point, the additional coverage of the myriad of pieces hitting the mailbox is great for voters

And now, for the fun, after the jump!

Click on the thumbnail image for a fullsize image of each mail piece.

Governor's race:

Arnold Schwarzenegger/California Republican Party:

This piece dropped before the Foley/House Page scandal. Rather ironic.

Phil Angelides/California Democratic Party

These pieces are trying to make a case about Governor Doofinator's record that the candidate it is supporting, Phil Angelides, has not made during his own campaign. No one wants to join the "Phil Angelides Campaign Sucks" bandwagon, but there was a theme that would have served him better than trying to sell himself as the smartest guy in the senior class at high school. Everyone knows the smartest kid does not win class president - it's the jock who did the prom queen at the homecoming dance. Three guesses as to how someone sold himself as the Gray Davis coin-op Democrat version of that one in this race.

State Propositions

Yes on 89 - Postcard

Yes on 89 is selling a complex law, but has an easy way to make quick work of the pages and pages of law, by running mail pieces that are easy to understand. Curiously, they do not look or sound or "feel" like the much ballyhooed ad by former Paul Wellstone ad man, Bill Hillsman. You'd think they'd want to maxmize the exposure, but these pieces are at least easy to read.

Yes on 89 - Brochure

San Francisco Ballot Measures

No on E - Parking Tax

This is an easy piece to "scan" and get the message. It's not just a "slap clip art with a snarky headline" piece - it has a theme and appeals to voters based on the cost of living. And it uses the political establishment's favorite bogeyman, Chris Daly, who to hear some sour folks tell it is Satan Incarnate, to attack Proposition E. Regardless of your position on the issue, one has to admit this is an effective piece.

Yes on A - Brochure

It is interesting to see the use of security and safety to sell a school bond measure, when traditionally the appeal has been one of kids, schools and "education." This piece has some effective imagery going for it, and makes a rational case for Yet Another Bond (i.e. borrowing money at high interest rates). Remember, it's not free money - it's expensive borrowed money!

San Francisco Democratic Party Slate:

If you ever want to know just why running as a Green Party member has serious consequences, look no further than this slate mailer sent out by the Democratic Party of San Francisco. Thousands and thousands of voters will be receiving this in the mail, and many will use it to help them pick candidates for lesser-known offices. The Greens can't match this in number of voters reached, or registered Green voters one could target.

Educational Voter's Guide - A Slate Card in San Francisco

This is a slate card where candidates and ballot measure campaigns pay to appear on one piece of mail, thus saving campaign costs. Note the "*" next to each candidate and ballot measure on the piece.


SFUSD School Board - Jane Kim

Here's a piece for SFUSD School Board candidate Jane Kim. It's a very attractive, well designed piece of mail, easy to read and features some excellent photography of the candidate. While it does not hurt that Ms. Kim is an attractive person, good quality photography of her on the cover, and on the inside makes the piece work. It also has an overview of her positions on the issues, and a list of endorsements. Overall a really nice piece of mail.

Non San Francisco Races

Marin Healthcare District Board

This piece, from the Marin Healthcare District Board, was created by Johnny Wang of JKW Political Consulting. The piece is a standard 11 x 17 sized piece, but it uses a unique "3 fold" instead of a standard book fold.

The result is an interesting piece, starting with the cover, opening up to a platform of the candidates' views (done as if it was on a pharmacist's pad) and then finally opening up to an 11 x 17 spread (spilt here because my scanner is only 8.5 x 11).

A positive, professional piece, and a distinct contrast to past Hospital Board races which have featured nasty, angry, partisan, deceptive "hit" pieces that tell the voter little about the candidates running for office who will run the hospital.


SF School Board Candidate Hydra Mendoza

Here we see a bilingual postcard for candidate Hydra Mendoza. One of the challenges a designer faces when doing a bilingual piece is figuring out how to fit text in both English and another language. It's especially difficult if one of the languages uses non-Roman characters, or if a piece replicates copy in Spanish (you can count on Spanish versions of text to be at least one and a half times longer than English). Getting all the elements on the page means the designer has to work with the consultant and the candidate closely to get the desired result.

In this piece, targeted to Chinese American voters, we note that Ms. Mendoza has the endorsement of prominent elected officials and Asian American leaders in San Francisco.


San Mateo County Measure "A"

Keeping track of the numerous local measures which all use the same letter can be confusing sometimes. I think this year there are like, a million "Measure A" things on the ballot, covering all sorts of issues.

Here we see an easy to read piece that clearly explains the Measure to voters, and is detailed in its explanation so that the voter will vote "Yes."

October 18, 2006

Wasting Time With IRV on the San Francisco Ballot

I got my mail ballot last week and sat down to slog through pages and pages of voter guides, local ballot measures, state ballot measures, and candidates. Voting this season is less about voting for people you'd actually want to serve in office, and more about keeping really bad eggs off the shelf. Same goes for the initatives.

The funniest part of my ballot, however, was San Francisco's allegedly fair and democratic "Instant Runoff System" in action. Candidates for San Francisco College Board and School Board, all of whom run city-wide, are still elected under a "vote for 3 candidates out of a list" system that according to self-appointed reformers is the result of Satan's handiwork.

Do remember under the Satan system, if you really want someone to win, you can cast one vote for one candidate and leave off the other two choices - it has the effect of helping them out more. So if you really like someone such as Jane Kim, you could cast one vote for her, and forget the rest. It's weird how it works, but it does - hence the term "bullet voting."

"Bullet voting" aside, unless you're living somewhere with a competitive Supervisorial race, your only chance to use the magical unicorns and fairies super happy Instant Runoff Voting promises you is in the race for Assessor, or the race for Public Defender.

Here's where it gets fun. At significant expense, the city printed up special little ballots so you can mark your "first second and third choices" for these offices. Problem is, both candidates are running unopposed. And yet, there are three choices for me to fill out, and feel like the Magical Man from Happyland.

So, to make everyone feel good, I wrote in all sorts of great choices for my special one and only IRV election. Here's how it went:

For Assessor:

1. Gaius Baltar
2. Laura Roslin
3. Phil Ting

For Public Defender

1. Sharon Agathon
2. Kara Thrace
3. Jeff Adachi

I have no doubt the incumbents will win, despite my efforts. But, they seem like good guys, so I'm sure their political careers aren't ruined based on my use of magical IRV. I don't feel the good vibes or see the point in all of it, but I guess the secrets as to why some people push this thing are to be learned later, when an election of importance gets stolen with this system.

Yeah, those are pretty nerdy choices. So what? Isn't that the point of IRV? So that every crank can use the public's bucks to make their point?

October 9, 2006

Now Accepting Donations for the Fall 2006 Direct Mail Disinfo Rehab Archive!

By now, you're probably beginning to get the first wave of what will be an avalanche of political junk mail between now and November 7th, as am I. But before you toss the latest missives from Gov. Doofinator, or any one of a myriad of well-heeled groups who are pushing some Big Initiative on the ballot, email me and we'll arrange to have it posted at the Disinfo Rehab Archive later this month. And, if you've got really great junk mail, I'll buy you the drink of your choice! Really!

Political consultants who have pieces they are proud of should also consider submitting a JPG or dropping us a copy in the mail as well. You'll get free publicity, and you don't have to pay thousands of dollars in "conference fees" like you do with the The AAPC. What a bargain!

With any luck, we'll also be hosting these files at a new photo gallery here on our own domain, instead of at Flickr, which is great, but can't handle the load, given how many people checked it out during the primary.

Thanks in advance for your help - we look forward to your submissions. I will be posting mail as I get it as well!